Stephanie McMaster

Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.

New Worm Lizard Species Found in West Texas

A new species of an extinct worm lizard has been discovered in West Texas.

Former Mexican President Drops F-Bomb at Trump

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is demanding an apology from former Mexican president Vicente Fox over Fox's strong language in regards to the wall Trump wants to build at the border if elected. Which is pretty funny considering Trump's own penchant for dropping f-bombs.

Dave & Busters Hiring 200 Employees in El Paso

Dave & Buster's has begun the process of hiring 200 employees at its soon-to-open El Paso location.

Naked Texas Man Starts Fight With Police After Trying to Start Car With Scissors

Police say a naked man engaged officers in a fight after being found trying to start a car with a pair of scissors in College Station.

University of Houston Gives Staffers Tips on Not Getting Shot

Prior to the law allowing for the concealed carry of handguns on the campuses of Texas' state universities going into effect on Aug. 1, officials at the University of Houston held training sessions for school staff on how to not get shot.

Pipe Maker Wants You To Burn One For Bernie

A pipe-maker (completely unaffiliated with Bernie Sanders' campaign) is making and selling pipes with the Democrat's campaign logo on them, with a portion of the proceeds going to the campaign.

Johnny Rockets Opening First El Paso Location

The diner-inspired restaurant chain Johnny Rockets is coming to El Paso.

Fish Stick Pizza?

Domino's has announced a new novelty pie that it will luckily only be offering up in China: fish stick pizza.

According to Emojis, Texans Among Happiest in U.S.

If the way people use emojis says anything about them as a larger group, then Texans are some weapon-toting happy folks.

Ummm, That’s Not a Cat Toy

You can find lots of great and interesting deals on Craigslist and every now and then you find a gem that makes you look fondly upon humanity as a whole, as is the case with this post advertising an "Unused cat toy" that isn't exactly a cat toy.

Shirts Declaring Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer Benefit El Paso Organization

A novelty T-shirt declaring Republican presidential hopeful Texas Sen. Ted Cruz the Zodiac killer has begun trending across the Internet, and the proceeds of its sales go to a nonprofit organization based in El Paso.

Sports Authority To Close All Texas Stores?

According to reports, Sports Authority is planning on closing all of its Texas stores, which if true, would include the one at Sunland Park in El Paso.