My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Duke Keith
EP Townsquare: Wet-N-Wild Opens with New Rules, New Ride
Wet-N-Wild Waterworld is taking the good with the bad as it open its doors for its 41st year. Fortunately, there’s more of the former than the latter.
EP Townsquare: UTEP’s Jim Senter on Planning, Playing & Pandemics
This week on EP Townsquare, Duke Keith speaks with UTEP AD Jim Senter about how the Miners are maneuvering through the pandemic and what sports might look like.
EP Townsquare: El Paso Matters Bob Moore on COVID-19 & Borderland
How well is El Paso flattening the curve? As Texas opens up, how much is El Paso joining in? What about school this fall? Helping us answer those questions is Bob Moore.
Could Plasma from Coronavirus Survivors Unlock New Treatments?
Can plasma donations from Coronavirus survivors help those most severely affected by the disease? And physical health is one thing. What about our mental health during the pandemic?
EP Townsquare: Coronavirus Scammers? And That Loan Is HOW Big?!
El Pasoans going through the COVID-19 crisis deserve help and insight as we focus on the Sun City and how it deals with the fallout of the novel coronavirus.
COVID-19, Sports 0: The Final Score Is In Thanks to One Man
So, to Utah Jazz center and American sports’ COVID-19 Patient Zero Rudy Gobert, I would like to offer the following heartfelt sentiment. Ahem.
“Thanks, dumbass.”
“Thanks, dumbass.”
The Hoarse Whisperer: Terry Looking for More from Miners
But, for Tuesday’s temper or Saturday’s soreness, the irritant was the same: UTEP isn’t making shots.
Want to Hear Something Crazy? Locomotive FC Hosts a Playoff Game
Sebastián Velasquez scoring an 83rd minute game-winning penalty? A perfectly logical conclusion for Locomotive FC.
Everything before that?
Nuts.
Everything before that?
Nuts.
How Big Is “Big Boy” the Locomotive? Manute and Mini-Me Can Help
As Roy D. Mercer asks, “Just how big an ol’ boy are you?”
BIG.
Like, 17 feet tall. That’s Manute Bol standing on top Manute Bol standing on top of Verne Troyer.
BIG.
Like, 17 feet tall. That’s Manute Bol standing on top Manute Bol standing on top of Verne Troyer.
With NBC Sports Watching, Rhinos Show They’re El Paso Strong
A place that would bear the scars of racism’s dumb bludgeon became a bouquet of human expression. Next to the Hooters. That's El Paso. No emotional zoning laws.
UTEP vs. UTSA: Numbers Don’t Add Up to Anything But a Headache
But numbers don’t change, they just hang around like the one bulb in the copy room that’s been flickering for eight years.
Over 34,000? Post-Game Traffic? What’s Going On Here UTEP?
You come to a Miners game having slipped into your most comfortable jaundiced expectations and suddenly discover no one is wearing those anymore.