Danny Gallagher

If you’re feeling down about your completely un-handicapped self and your fully functional legs not wanting to work out, this very inspiring skateboarding video should make you feel even worse.

Beer commercials became tolerable to football fans with short attention spans when ad men realized that guys like blonds in skimpy clothes with perky breasts. The day our screens gave us a shot of the gorgeous Klimaszewski sisters, the ‘Coors Light Twins,’ we built an altar to the glory of Madison Avenue for bringing them into our lives.

The new NBC show ‘Smash’s’ key demographic (music loving women and people revolting against ‘Glee’) and their very patient male partners shouldn’t have any problem recognizing the show’s underdog star — Katharine McPhee. She first popped up on our TV during the fifth season of ‘American Idol’ and quickly became one of the show’s breakout stars.

A University of Michigan student has come up with a rather novel way of making a quick buck off of student who have a quick, uh, rhymes with buck.

Every hardcore gearhead loves seeing a classic beauty break the sound barrier, but seeing one crash can really break a guy’s heart.

We’ve seen massive pileups of super cars that could make the most unenthusiastic gearhead weep. We’ve seen pileups on the straightaway at Texas Motor Speedway that could make us question the existence of a just and loving God. Nothing, however, will prepare you for the sheer carnage that you’re about to witness.

A church in North Texas has become a hotbed of divine sensuality – literally.

Police in New York are looking for the man behind an “Incredible Hulk” mask who robbed a bank at gunpoint.

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer had a rather awkward exchange with John Huntsman’s extremely cute daughters, Liddy, Mary Anne and Abby, on ‘The Situation Room.’

The Los Angeles Kings’ new left wing Dustin Penner hasn’t enjoyed very stellar start — he’s not only had a hard time scoring goals, but he’s also found an interesting way to land on the injured list.

Tia Carrere made first made us go ‘schwing’ as Cassandra in ‘Wayne’s World’ but what has she been doing since the 90′s? Plenty.

Last month, we found a video of two extremely hot women stripping and dancing in slow motion and we implored the heavens to let them dance forever. It turns out that someone up there really likes us. Not just likes us, but like, ‘Tim Tebow-level likes us.’