Cameron Simcik
Drunk Guy Threatens to Slap Cop with the ‘Nightstick in His Pants’
We all did stupid stuff when we were in college. Keg stands before our Psych final? Yup. Seducing our hot Spanish TA for exam answers? You betcha. Threatening to slap a police officer across the face with our penis? Wait– no, that definitely wasn’t us.