Because, it’s a-coming. It’s the reboot NO one was asking for. My kids only know Snoopy as a shill for MetLife. I loved Peanuts when I was a kid but I have zero interest in seeing a computer-animated 3-D update. Who exactly is the audience for this movie?

As you can tell from the trailer, nothing has changed. Charlie Brown is still a bald loser. Lucy is still kind of a bitch. And a dog pretending to be a WWI flying ace still isn’t funny. Enjoy, non-existent audience for this movie!

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