Duke Keith
My biography as haiku:
calling sports not played
poking fun without a point
dang i like donuts
Next time you tape an exercise video in your home, make sure no one is sitting on the can with the door open. Fast-forward 21 seconds in, hit the pause button and behold!
One of the most famous scenes in "Anchorman" is when Ron Burgundy reads EXACTLY what Veronica Corningstone put on his teleprompter script and curses out San Diego. Does this happen to anchors in real life? Oh, yeah!
Ah, the smell of charcoal, grilled meats, chlorine and suntan oil...with some live rock turned up to 11! Sounds like an awesome summertime party, right? Memorial Day weekend is the date, Wet-N-Wild is the place. It's almost time for Balloonfest!
A listener Tweeted this picture to me and my jaw dropped! The most unbelievable use of plastic restaurant furniture that I've ever seen.
You've probably heard of "gallon-smashing", a ridiculously stupid and wasteful stunt where you pretend to slip and smash gallons of milk on the floor. One of these morons got a big taste of karma.
Yes, Canada has astronauts and, yes, they take off, eh. Chris Hadfield has commanded the International Space Station for the past five months. But he's also a musician and he's made a couple of music videos in the ISS. Today he's bound for Earth, but he had one more video and it might be his best. Hadfield covered David Bowie's "Space Oddity".
Anyone who has spent any time in or near Five Points probably knows of Pipo Academy of Hair Design and The Hideaway Lounge. Sadly, in the early morning hours of May 10th, a fire raged throughout the building that houses Pipo, The Hideaway and apartments at 3000 Pershing Ave.
You knew this wouldn't take long, but less than a day?! Amanda Berry's rescuer, Charles Ramsey, may be THE funny highlight in what is a happy ending to a tragic story. Ramsey did the right thing, then called it like he saw it...hilariously! And now, here's the first of what is sure to be many auto-tuned remixes of his interview.
The creative geniuses at "Bad Lip Reading" have done it again. This is the funniest video I have seen in months! And you don't have to be a fan of "The Walking Dead" to appreciate it.
Extra brings the complete dashcam video of Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth being arrested in Hotlanta, including the argument they had in the back seat of the cruiser.
Leave it to TMZ to come up with the first look at Reese Witherspoon's arrest two weeks ago. And it is HILARIOUS! She admitted to saying "all sorts of crazy things" but couldn't remember specifics. Who needs to remember when you have dash-cam video? And, yes, she totally plays the "Don't you know who I am?" card.
Yes, it is amazing! Buuuut the commentary was just a LITTLE over the top. Argentine soccer stud Lionel Messi dribbled around three defenders to score a goal in a game. The man has incredible touch. Ray Hudson's color commentary, though, was just touched.