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Weird Al Yankovic’s New Video: Genius, Or Just Getting Crotchety?

I'll own it. I can be a bit of a grammar nazi. (Notice that reads "small-n" nazi, not "big-N" Nazi -- and already we have an example of the subtleties of language.)

However, comma, in comparison to Weird Al Yankovic, I am a teenager speed-texting her friend with a juicy piece of gossip while driving 20 miles over the speed limit to get to Forever 21 before the mall closes.

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A Musical Salute to Germany’s Nose-Picking Head Coach, Jogi Loew

Germany takes on Argentina Sunday with the Fifa World Cup at stake. You couldn't pick two bigger teams. But German coach Joachim Loew could. He picks anything -- his team, his coaches' clothes, his nose...

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Germany Gives World Cup Hosts a Brazilian, See Brazil Fans React

It was jaw-droppingly ugly. Unprecedented. Across the country, Brazil fans cheered their team on expecting that "six" would be the number of world titles they'd own, not the goal-differential. But watching Brazil lose, 7-1, to Germany was a nightmare they'll never forget. One look at their faces will tell you that.

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Watch The All-American Rejects Do the StreetFest Slowdown

Quick -- what has fireworks, works of art, hot rods, hot chicks in dunking booths, face-painting, feats of strength AND The All-American Rejects, all in slow-motion? It's (at long last) the StreetFest Slowdown!

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The All-American Rejects “Move Along” at StreetFest 2014

The All-American Rejects gave a great high-energy performance to cap the second night of the El Paso Downtown StreetFest Sunday. So many sing-along-worthy songs! Here's another, and one of their biggest hits -- "Move Along". 

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