Cops And Military Training To Fight Zombies?
It’s true …. police and military agencies are being taught what to do about the impending Zombie Apocalypse!
Anyone who has watched more than one episode of Walking Dead knows how to handle “Walkers”. Cover your brain and shoot them in theirs … right!?
Quietly though! Loud noises attract other zombies and zombettes so it’s best to pop ‘em with crossbows or by ramming spikes (among other things) through their heads.
(Seems you can also hide out among them by chaining yourself to a couple of armless ones and walking very slowly.)
Apparently, there are other things those defending us in the event Florida tries to take over the rest of the world need to know. Hence the “Zombie Defense Training” being offered to our military and law enforcement folks.
It’s being provided by the HALO Corporation. (Now there is a TOTALLY Hollywood evil corporate mega company name!)
Seriously ….. Halos plan is to:
incorporate zombies into a disaster-crisis scenario at the company’s annual Counter-Terrorism Summit in San Diego, a five-day event providing hands-on training, realistic demonstrations, lectures and classes geared to more than 1,000 military personnel, law enforcement officials, medical experts, and state and federal government workers.
Ummm …. Is there something we need to know? Read more.
Looks like I need to start stocking up on arrows for my crossbow and looking for a farmhouse with a hot chick living in it. (No barns though!)