If I'd found this thing, my first thought would totally be WTF??  Then I'd be thinking of giving up my partying ways. 

We've all heard of The Chupacabra right?  (If you haven't don't sweat it .. I have the answer for you here! Maybe.)

Seems they finally found one and .. good news! .. it isn't vampiristic!  It likes chinese food!!

Rat, dog, kangaroo ... whatever the hell it is, check it out at msnbc.com.

Do I really need to type it?  Ok, I will .......

WTF??