Here is prime example of why people should be careful when they take drugs.  In the following video a girl so high and wasted on drugs that she starts making out with a tree.  Yes you read that right...a TREE.  This happened at the Ultra Music Festival.  Without a doubt the best part of the video is when she gets mad at the tree...slaps it...then starts making out with it again.

On the plus side fellas...if she makes out with a tree, she should have no problem playing with your tree trunk