Nope, not kidding. A genuine UFO will smash into Earth on Nov. 13.

I did a blog about a comet that's spreading water and booze all over the universe and, I think I know why -- so the universe will be feeling good enough to not notice things like this!

First, a quick definition of UFO. It means unidentified flying object. Not, specifically, alien spacecraft. Anything flying that we can't identify. (In this case, we may never ID it.)

It's some form of man-made debris, experts have figured that much out, and they say it will, (most likely), splash into the ocean. Therefore, even if we can track it, it's going to sink and we'll never find it. The U in this UFO looks pretty permanent.

Guess what they named it? The unknown object that will slam into us from out of nowhere is, coincidentally and quite ironically, named WT1190F.

Which shortens, appropriately, to WTF.

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