California Man Sells Bottles of 15,000-Year-Old Water for $20

Believe it or not, they can't keep some of these in stock.

Martin Riese, a German citizen certified by the German Water Trade Asociation, says customers are:

“Looking for different springs, saying ‘I like this, this has so much sodium, this has so much magnesium. You have so many interested Americans who are so amazed and concerned about what they are doing to their body.”

Riese has even crafted his own special water, called 90H2O.  His most expensive water, the $20 one, comes from a 15,000-year-old Canadian glacier. Being that he's out of that one, and since LA is a long way to go for a drink, I have something special for you guys here in the Borderland. Limited edition KLAQ water, bottled right here in the KLAQ studios!

For a limited time, meaning until my bosses find out what I'm doing, you can purchase bottles of Q Water for only $10. Half the price of that uppity Canadian glacier stuff. My own craft blend, I'll let go of for only $5. It's called H2GO. Get it? 2 G? Dubba G? Haaaa, any way you better hurry.

Supplies are limited as my GM could read this at any moment.