Woman Finds Husband Cheating, Proceeds to Poop and Pee on Floor and Pull Gun On Him
Well doesn't this sound like the beginning to a joke. "So a woman comes home to find her husband cheating on her and grabs a gun...." but the ending is something you would never believe.
51 year old Brenda Schumann came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. She proceeded to grab their rifle and point it at the two, but after her husband was able to wrestle the gun from her, she then went and peed on the bedroom carpet. After, she took her potty break to the kitchen where she took a dump. When asked why she did it, she responded with, "I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?"
When you think about it, I guess it is better than her ending up on an episode of Snapped. Although she may have more dignity if she went out that way.