With Thanksgiving Coming, Why No Turkey Eggs at the Store?

I would love to have Turkey Eggs with Ham, Flap Jacks and Potatoes for breakfast but there are no Turkey eggs in your grocery stores.

I am sure somewhere on the internet I could have Turkey eggs shipped to me but I would rather walk into SAM'S club and buy 8 dozen for next to nothing.

This is the explaination why no Turkey eggs:

http://blogcritics.org/scitech/article/q-why-no-turkey-eggs-at/

BUT WAIT!!!!!

Leave it to e-bay to get you them eggs:

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=turkey%20eggs&clk_rvr_id=412915525424&adpos=1t2&crlp=17220833839_2416792&MT_ID=70&tt_encode=raw&keyword=turkey+eggs+for+sale&geo_id=9192&adgroup_id=3882865159&crdt=0