Here’s Proof El Pasoans Have Smaller Penises Than Men in Las Cruces
A list has been compiled of the biggest to smallest member size of each state in America. Texas, apparently not everything is bigger here.
A condom company has compiled a list of the biggest and smallest members in the country by states. Now, the information in this survey could be (okay it totally is) unscientific, especially since the data was compiled from websites that deliver condoms by mail. So expect rural areas to do better on the survey than others. If a rural state still does bad on the list, they must really be bad then.
Even if your state is shown to have tiny Johnsons, don't buy the Magnums just to try and make yourself feel a little more manly. Nothing is more annoying to a girl then when she has to fish around in her vag looking for a condom because you're trying to pretend your tiny peen is bigger.
If you're smaller, own it. Make sure you know all the right moves and all her parts. If you are able to satisfy her through other means as well as your penis, she really won't care as much about the penis. And to the guys that are big in the pants, you can absolutely still be bad in the sheets. Don't rely on just being well endowed. Just because it has a head, it can't think on its own. It can't figure out where a woman's g-spot is, or what she is into in the sack. You are still responsible for the action that happens between the sheets.
Here's the list from the smallest to largest peens by state. Sadly, you don't have to look very far from the bottom to find Texas. You can read more about this article in Time.
- North Dakota
- Rhode Island
- South Dakota
- District of Columbia
- New York
- South Carolina
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New Hampshire
- West Virginia
- North Carolina
"Where is Georgia," you ask. For unknown reasons, the company left them off the list. Poor, Georgia.