In this week's BVB, we take turns climbing to the top of a building and trying to hit our opponent in the face with a cream pie many, many stories below. Okay, one story below. (But it's a really tall story.)

The rules are fairly simple: each player gets two cream pies. The one on the ground has to look skyward and isn't allowed to move at all. You'd think to yourself -- "That's too easy." But West Texas is a windy place, my friend.

Whoever gets the most hits wins! The loser gets three hard swats with a green sex toy! Who will the winner be? Well, if you're watching this, I guess you're the winner.

I don't want to give away the ending, but you're going to see a very ugly side of Brandon when this video is over. Like, "check-his-hometown-to-see-if-there-are-any-unsolved-murder-cases" ugly side of Brandon.