When You Just Can’t Stop Thinking About Waffles

What are you going to do? You try to put it out of your mind. You try to find succor in the sweet arms of slumber. But, no matter what you do, you can’t stop thinking about waffles.

Even if you DO manage to fall asleep, guess what? You’re friggin’ DREAMING about friggin’ WAFFLES!!

The mom in this video is a good parent. I know this because she’s doing the opposite of what I would do in the same situation. If it were me, once that kid’s bottom lip starts quivering, I would fold up just like a cheap card table.

Yes, once the water-works start I would have no choice but to get that kid some waffles as quickly as possible! I have a big heart but no spine.

And, now that you’ve got a bad case of waffles-on-the-brain here’s the catchiest song ever written about a breakfast pastry.