What’s Your Favorite Anti Zombie Weapon [VIDEO]

In the zombie apocalypse, no weapon can be taken for granted.

Guns are nice, but noisy.  Arrows from a bow and arrow or a crossbow seem to be the favorite. Quiet. Effective.  If all else fails, run a pencil or a stick through their eye. Quiet, effective AND with that "pesonal touch" that makes zombie and human alike feel a little better about the whole situation.

Light Sabers.  Now wouldn't a couple of those liven things up a little?!?!

Assuming those oooooooooooooooommmmm and swiiiishhhzzzzzz noises don't attract more walkers; this is TOTALLY the weapon I would want.

Anybody know where I can get one?

G. I. Supply  in the northeast maybe??