April 23, 2017 will be an incredibly busy day downtown, but so worth it, especially since you can just walk a couple blocks in any direction to Union Plaza, where you'll find enough bacon to choke a small pony.

But you know, don't choke, okay?

Still, if you're wondering exactly what gets served at a BaconFest, here's your handy-dandy guide.

(NOTE: Menu and vendors are subject to change, because this is the real world, and stuff happens, yo.)

LAST UPDATED: 4/11/17

AROUND THE WORLD CATERING

  • Roasted Poblano Bacon/Chicken Mac & Cheese
  • Maple Bacon Nice Bar (Rice Krispy Treat)
  • Carnita Bacon Sandwich with Fresh Cucumber Avocado Salsa
  • Sauteed Brussels Sprouts with Bacon and Ham

BIG DOGS EL PASO

  • Bacon-Wrapped Footlong Hot Dog and Chips
  • Bacon Dogtown Nachos
  • Bacon-Wrapped Barbecue Kabob
  • Green Chile Bacon Elote en Vaso

CHARLY'S ROLLING KITCHEN

  • Al Pastor Burger with Bacon (featuring onions and jalapeños)
  • Poutine Fries (fries with cubed cheese blend, beef gravy, bacon bits, cilantro and onion)
  • Cream of Corn Soup (topped with bacon and sharp cheese)
  • Chocolate-Dipped Bacon Strips

CLASICO KITCHEN & BAR

  • Toro Eggs (cream cheese bacon-wrapped jalapeños)
  • Bacon Sirloin Tacos (topped with salsas and cucumber)

COCTELES MAZATLAN

  • Oysters Rockefeller with Bacon
  • Shrimp Cocktails with Bacon
  • Clamatos with Bacon
  • Fish and Shrimp Tacos with Bacon

CRAVE

  • Bacon-Wrapped Oreos
  • Chocolate Bacon Popcorn

CRAZE YOGURT LOUNGE

  • Lemonade (cucumber, mango, cherry or strawberry)
  • Coffee Lattes
  • Fresh Fruit Juice Smoothies
  • Cucumber Spears

DELICIOUS

  • Gorditas with Bacon
  • Bacon Nachos
  • Bacon Funnel Cakes
  • Bacon-Flavored Papas Locas

DESERT RUSTIC KITCHEN

  • Bacon Maple Funnel Cake
  • Footlong Hot Dog Bacon Wrap
  • Bacon-Wrapped Jalapeños
  • Beef / Tripitas Bacon Tacos

DOUBLE TROUBLE

  • Bacon Cheeseburger Wontons (wonton wrappers filled with bacon cheeseburger filling served with a creamy mayo/ketchup sauce)
  • Bacon Chicken Loaded Fries
  • Piggy Chicken Tacos (corn tortillas filled with chicken, chorizo, bacon, green chile, cheese and cilantro)
  • Oinker Oreos (not a bacon-wrapped Oreo, but an Oreo dipped in signature bacon batter and fried, topped with powdered sugar)

EL JEFE MOBILE TAQUERIA

  • Hot Dog Estillo Juarez (bacon-wrapped frank topped with beans, cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayo, onions and tomatoes)
  • Bacon-Roasted Chicken Fries (fries topped with melted cheese, roasted chicken, bacon and salsa)
  • Fiesta Shrimp Tacos (shrimp wrapped with bacon and topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, cilantro and pineapple mango habanero salsa)
  • Amarillo Tacos (bacon-wrapped jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese and topped with carne asada, onion, cilantro and green salsa)

ELY'S

  • TBA

FAMOUS DAVE'S

  • Bacon-Wrapped Hot Link on a Stick
  • Double-Stack Bacon Cheeseburger
  • Jalapeño Bacon BLT
  • Loaded Potato Chips (homemade barbecue potato chips topped with bacon, blue cheese crumbles, blue cheese dressing, tomato and parsley)

GREAT AMERICAN STEAKHOUSE

  • TBA

HILLSIDE COFFEE & DONUT

  • Chocolate Bacon Donut Holes
  • Bacon Creme Brulee Mini Donuts

INDEPENDENT BURGER

  • Bacon Ice Cream Cones
  • 50/50 Sliders (ground beef, bacon, pickled onions and Indy sauce)
  • Red Beer Set-Up w/ Bacon and Celery

JUAREZ DOGS

  • Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs (REGULAR OR FOOTLONG, beef franks wrapped in bacon, homemade chilli beans, nacho cheese, onions, relish, sausage, mustard and mayo)

KIMMY & LEAH ICE CREAM

  • Ice cream (pre-packaged)
  • Corn in a Cup
  • Nachos with Bacon
  • SnoCones

KONA ICE

  • Shaved Ice
  • Papas Locas
  • Chicharrones

KRISPY KREME

  • Maple Iced Bacon Sprinkles Donuts (signature maple icing with real bacon bit sprinkles)
  • Ghirardelli Iced Bacon Sprinkles Donuts (Ghirardelli chocolate icing on a glazed donut with bacon bit sprinkles)
  • Original Glazed Bacon Bit Donut
  • Bacon Donut Holes

LOS ORIGINALES CHURROS RELLENOS

  • Churro Bite
  • Bacon Churro
  • Bacon Espiropapa
  • Bacon Chilindrina

MALOLAM

  • Bacon Tacos
  • Juaritos Dog (mini)
  • Red Beer Setup with Bacon and Celery

MINI DONUT DEPOT

  • The Lumberjack (cinnamon sugar mini donuts topped with maple icing and bacon bits)
  • Drunken Mini Donuts (cinnamon sugar mini donuts topped with java beer reduction and bacon bits)
  • The PB&J (peanut butter sugar minis topped with strawberry jam and bacon bits)
  • Cheesy Bacon Ribbon Fries (fresh-cut ribbon fries topped with either cheddar cheese and bacon bits OR sour cream, chives and bacon bits)

PANINI BUS

  • Chile con Queso Fries with Bacon (Velveeta, thick jalapeño bacon, hatch green chiles)
  • BLT (bacon, lettuce, tomato, Muenster cheese, organic greens, spicy pineapple chutney, fries)
  • Mango Jalapeño Bacon Skewers (three bacon strips dipped in mango jalapeño jelly)
  • Elvis (peanut butter and jelly with bananas and bacon with fries)

REBEL GRILL

  • Cauliflower Bacon Crab Fritter (bacon, cauliflower, crab and cheddar all mixed together and fried into tiny golden patties)
  • Empanada (bacon, ground beef, mushrooms, spinach, and ricotta all tucked away in a savory empanada)
  • Ultimate Bacon and Shrimp Grilled Cheese Sandwich (Bacon, shrimp, baby greens, jalapeño, smoked gouda, sharp cheddar, all melted in sourdough bread)
  • Eggroll (Lumpia with a twist -- an eggroll with ground beef, carrots, bacon, Chinese cabbage and bean sprouts)

STONEWOOD

  • Bacon Chocolate Balls
  • Bacon Grilled Cheese with Smoked Cheddar
  • Bacon Pancakes

THE TAP ON WHEELS

  • World Famous Nachos (beef or chicken with bacon and asadero cheese)
  • Bacon-Cheese-Stuffed Chile Rellenos
  • Bacon-Topped Shrimp Cocktails (Mexican-style shrimp cocktails with bacon, cucumber, celery)
  • Bacon Sirloin Green Chile Cheeseburger (Bacon-stuffed patty with provolone and fresh green chile strips)

T-REX FOOD TRUCK

  • Southwest Bacon Mac & Cheese Bacon Burger
  • Bacon Club Fries (fries topped with nacho cheese, grilled chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese and bacon ranch)
  • Fried Bacon Mac & Cheese (mac & cheese mixed with bacon, green chile, spices and served with homemade marinara)
  • Bacon & Nut Bark (semi-sweet chocolate topped with bacon and salty crunchy nuts)

TROPICAL SNO

  • Scramble Dawgs (hot dog base with bacon bits)
  • Bacon-Wrapped Brautwurst
  • Shaved Ice
  • Nachos & Bacon

VIC'S BBQ

  • TBA