You knew for this story that it wouldn't take those crazy Taiwanese animators at NMA TV long to work something up on Osama bin Laden's assassination by the U.S. Navy's SEAL Team 6 (ironically, the same unit started by recent KLAQ Morning Show visitor Richard Marcinko in the aftermath of the failed rescue of the U.S. Embassy hostages in Iran.)

Bet you didn't know that Osama died in a pile of empty Jack Daniels bottles and candy bar wrappers. And that he lived at 911 Jihad St. Oh, yeah.

You'll especially love Osama in Hell and the animators' take on the whole 72 virgins thing.