Here's video of Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby's mama, Mildred Patricia Baena, singing a too-sexy version of Happy Birthday...if by "too sexy" we mean "Arnold must've had a lot of paper bags", that is.

This video was taken at a quinceanera, and probably happened after the former Mrs. Baena had tipped a few drinks back. Still, Marilyn Monroe's corpse might've done better.