Today you have the perfect excuse to leave the house without worrying about how your hair looks!

You know somedays there just aint crap you can do with that mop ontop of your head. Hell, there's day when girls call into work sick because it looks like there head threw up.

Today you have been saved. Walk out that door proud that you still have hair and tell the world "SCREW YOU, THIS IS THE REAL ME"  yea right, just call in sick girls!!!!