This is What Happens When Fernie House Sits

I left town for a week and asked Fernie to house sit. Feed the pets, get the mail, make sure I don’t get a raccoon infestation…the typical stuff.

I guess I can’t expect everything to be just the way I left it. He helped himself to all my unhealthy food. He slept in every bed in the house and made zero of them.
And, there was this….

That’s right. Coke cock. Actually, that’s a substance called Moon Sand that you can get at the Cracker Barrel gift shop.