The Real Twinkies Back on Shelves in July

Ok you freaks that are hoarding Twinkies because they quit making them, Open up your stash and let's eat the crap outta them!

The story goes, Twinkies may return to store shelves this summer -- but may face some competition from imitation brands that popped up in its absence. Imitation my azz, you can tell the difference in the fake and the real Twinkies and  as a REAL AMERICAN, I want my real Twinkies back!

The only concern that I would have is if Hostess changed any ingredients, which Cramer, the executive vice president at Technomic Inc., said will not happen.

"Everything will be as delicious and fattening as it always was," Cramer said.

Catching Terrorist and eating the real Twinkies, GOOD BLESS THE USA!!

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