Our old pal Lou "Lou on the Q" Romano was on the phone with us recently to tell us this completely amaze-balls story about himself,   a stray dog, the Scottsdale Fire Department, his new Cadillac, and the Jaws of LIfe.

The story was about 20 minutes long but I've edited it down to 5:52.

Prepare to be dumbfounded (click on the jump, below, for the audio).