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The Best Defense With Zombies Is A Strong Offense!

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At least according to these guys it is anyway …….

A hardware store in Nebraska is (pardon the pun) slashing prices on everything you need to take care of any Zombie attacks that may come about due to Halloween, people drinking worchestire sauce or the Mayan calendar running out!

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Is this a recurring problem in nebraska??  The deals abound on chain saws, nail guns and deodorizers to cover up that “dead guy” smell.  

One blurb in the pre-Halloween campaign reccomends chain saws

“for clearing away hedges blocking your view of oncoming zombies.” Nail guns are for “zombie intimidation.”

I hear the chain saws are also really good for clearing away those pesky Zombie arms and legs!

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Read more .. and start planning that annual “kill all the zombies” party .. at yahoo.com

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