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The 10 Commandments Of Micheladas

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One of El Pasos most favorite drinks comes with a few rules.

Micheladas are tasty and simple! All you need is beer, your favorite spices, celery, some chili powder, ice … (optional) … and some Clamato. Once you have all that together, remember this:

  • THOU SHALT CHOOSE THY BEER WISELY
  • For best results, go with a beer you don’t usually drink. That adds a little more zip!
  • THOU SHALT USE FRESHLY MADE MICHELADAS
  • Use the pre-made ones only in an emergency.
  • THOU SHALT NOT INHALE THE CHILI POWDER
  • On these windy, spring days that stuff can fly around. Don’t breathe it in. Seriously.
  • THOU SHALT USE SPICY CLAMATO WHEN IT’S AVAILABLE
  • Duhh…
  • THOU SHALT NOT BE ANGRY WHEN VISITORS CALL THEM DISGUSTING
  • I was that way once, you probably were too. Be patient, let the drink do the talking.
  • THOU SHALT SALT THY NAPKIN
  • It keeps the napkin from sticking to the the glass.(and you from looking like a dork.)
  • THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE IF ‘LADAS ARE ORDERED BEFORE NOON
  • Hell, around here they’re pretty much considered a breakfast beverage. Screw OJ.
  • THOU SHALT NOT HAVE MICHELADAS ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY
  • Never. Mix all that with green beer and you wind up with a hot mess in your hand.
  • THOU SHALT NOT REFER TO IT AS CLA-MAY-TOE
  • It’s Cluh-Mah-Tow dammit.
  • THOU SHALT SPREAD THE WORD OF GREAT MICHELADAS
  • Try ’em all over the Borderland and then tell everybody who makes the best one.
There you go, keep all that in mind and kiss your cruda goodbye!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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