After a video of a then-18-year-old Ted Cruz surfaced on the Internet in which he says his aspirations include staring in "a teenage tit film like Malibu Bikini Beach Shop," a porn production company has extended an offer to the presidential hopeful and Texas senator.

In a letter acquired by TMZ, Vivid Entertainment founder Steven Hirsch writes, "I saw the video you made years ago talking about your future aspirations. I noticed one goal was to be a porn star and I want to give you the chance to do just that."

In exchange for Cruz performing in the movie, Hirsch offers to donate $1 million to the Super Pac of his choice. Hirsch even suggests a title for the film: Cruizin' for Bush.

In the unlikely event Cruz should actually accept, here's some other possibilities:

  • Iowa Cock-Us
  • Commander in Briefs
  • Teddy's Teddies.
  • Giving Ted
  • The Oral Office
  • Ted's Bed
  • Bedding Ted
  • The Washington Mount-ument
  • Electoral Throats
  • Running Mates
  • The Breast Wing
  • Air Force Bum
  • State of the Poonion

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