Tanning Mom Is A Hilarious Drunken Mess [VIDEO]
Remember Patricia Krentcil, a.k.a. "The Tanning Mom? She's a bigger mess than we thought!
This lovely lady gained fame for allegedly taking her five-year-old daughter into a tanning salon. It wasn't a stretch for me, she tans so much she looks like a piece of leather and thinks it looks good. I like a tan, but not one that looks like I vacationed in an oven. Anyway, Patricia was guest of honor at a drag queen show in New York earlier this week and showed up completely trashed! She fell down on the red carpet and flashed her panties (hey, at least she was wearing them, thank God)! All she had to do once she got inside was sit in a chair on stage and say a few words. She was so drunk she could barely talk. When she did talk, all she did was repeat that she never took her daughter tanning. They eventually had to drag her ass off stage!