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Sexy Bleeding Zombie Target Upsets Women [VIDEO]

Intern Emily — Tue, 07 May 2013 23:07:46 +0000

The zombie virus doesn’t discriminate! I think if they make zombie men they should make zombie women but you could take out that she turned into a zombie because she was a whore! Alexa, is one of the many awesome zombie targets created by zombie industries. She is the only girl zombie available but did [...]

I Hope No One Pulls This Prank Off In El Paso [VIDEO]

Veronica Gonzalez — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 08:18:38 +0000

I am one to freak out at just about anything and everything that comes with pranks. That being said, remember that naked man that made news everywhere being accused of being “half zombie” last year? I previewed this video and thought that was a pretty mean prank especially after those weird incidents. Check out the video below and share comments if whether [...]

The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct Game Trailer [VIDEO]

Intern Emily — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 02:26:44 +0000

Walking Dead Fans! Do you want to get in on the zombie killings? Of course you do! Luckily, you will get to slaughter the dead with some favorite characters in this new game! A new trailer for the much anticipated game, The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct, is all over the internet! The new season has [...]

Fun With Zombies [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 19:20:56 +0000

During the zombie apocalypse, you’re bound to have a little down time. Here’s how we vatos in El Chuco will handle it! It can’t always be about fighting off the undead, foraging for food and killing off the traitors in your group. Ya’ gotta stop and have some fun once in awhile!! (This is kinda long [...]

The Morning Show Meeting: Zombies On The Brain! [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:51:42 +0000

The KLAQ Morning Show meetings feature three VERY interested watchers of AMC’s “The Walking Dead”…but the line of the day was delivered at the end by the least interested of us all, Teresa!

What's Your Favorite Anti Zombie Weapon [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:48:22 +0000

In the zombie apocalypse, no weapon can be taken for granted. Guns are nice, but noisy. Arrows from a bow and arrow or a crossbow seem to be the favorite. Quiet. Effective. If all else fails, run a pencil or a stick through their eye. Quiet, effective AND with that ”pesonal touch” that makes zombie and human [...]

Are Your Meetings This Weird? Zombies Invade KLAQ Morning Show Meetings [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 13:46:36 +0000

The KLAQ Morning Show's weekly meeting is once again sidetracked by zombie talk! Buzz Adams and Operations Director Kevin Vargas are two of the biggest zombie fans this side of George A. Romero, but, dayum people! We have beer sponsors to placate! Teresa, Monster and Duke (holding the camera) are swept willingly into the conversation as well.

AUDIO: Zombie Apocalypse-giving Episode 2

Buzz Adams — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 13:45:08 +0000

Enjoy our latest episode of everyone’s favorite Thanksgiving-themed Zombie Family Comedy! Click below to be directed to the audio…

AUDIO: Zombie Apocalypse Thanksgiving Episode 1

Buzz Adams — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:57:43 +0000

Nothing says Thanksgiving like catching up with a Walking Dead Marathon on AMC. Oh, and the food, of course. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. The turkey! The stuffing! The....braiiiiiins.

Click below to hear the audio from "Zombie Apocalypse Thanksgiving: Episode 1"...

Walking Dead Fans! Who is on the Other End of the Phone Line? [Photos]

Intern Emily — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 01:21:09 +0000

It is only Wednesday and I am beyond anxious to see the new episode of The Walking Dead this Sunday! If you have been keeping up with this season’s zombie filled drama, you should enjoy these memes. If you have not, then get out of here, watch the shows and then come back! I don’t [...]

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is Finally Here!

Intern Emily — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 16:52:14 +0000

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 has finally been released world wide! Now I will probably be ignored by my boyfriend for the next couple of months. Men and women will be spending their free time completing missions and shooting down people and zombies. I’ve tried to play the zombie modes but those zombies seriously [...]

Why Do KLAQ Morning Show Meetings Last So Long? Zombies. [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:07:23 +0000

Believe it or not, the KLAQ Morning Show has staff meetings, like everyone else. And, like everyone else, our meetings last waaaayyy tooooo looooong because SOMEBODY (ahem -- Buzz!) loves to talk. But, unlike everyone else, the topics of discussion that keep us in the conference room are pretty...different. Unless they have NSFW talks about zombies in their meetings, too!

Walking Dead Season 3 Premier Tonight [VIDEO]

Yta von G — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 15:26:00 +0000

I see dead people … Walking Dead people. (Well, I used to anyway, I have Dish.) Today is the day … the day most of us have been waiting for; the premier of Season 3 of The Walking Dead. Funny on how I was introduced to the show and was not really into it. Next thing [...]

As Halloween Approaches, Zombies Abound! [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 19:18:32 +0000

You (and/or your friends) are probably planning to dress as one, we’re giving away a trip to go see one in Dallas and they’re on TV to! The Walking Dead returns this month and I found the trailer and a few spoilers for you. (Apparently, if you have DISH, you’re going to need the spoilers…) When [...]

Cops And Military Training To Fight Zombies?

Dubba G — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 17:26:12 +0000

It’s true …. police and military agencies are being taught what to do about the impending Zombie Apocalypse! Anyone who has watched more than one episode of Walking Dead knows how to handle “Walkers”. Cover your brain and shoot them in theirs … right!? Quietly though! Loud noises attract other zombies and zombettes so it’s best [...]

Another Zombie Attack? People Will Get High on ANYTHING! Read The Freakin' Label, Man!

Johnnie Walker — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 04:45:06 +0000

On Monday, a man in Waco got wasted on K-2 and started barking like a dog and terrorizing neighbors. Then he attacked, strangled and killed the family dog in a "zombie-like" attack. What the hell are people doping themselves with that makes them do this stupid crap? He's in jail on cruelty to animals charges, the evil bastidge.

The Zombie Apocalypse Has a Map! [LINK]

Duke Keith — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:37:21 +0000

Whether it's just general weirdness, copy-cat fallout from "The Walking Dead", or possibly the advent of the zombie apocalypse, there seem to be a plethora of stories involving biting and human flesh lately. So many stories that people have noticed -- including the people at The Daily Beast, who created this handy map to help us all track the wackiness.

Walking Dead, Talking Dead … Writing Dead (Spoilers!)

Dubba G — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:30:32 +0000

The Walking Dead season only ended 2 days ago and I already miss it. If you’re a big time “undead head”; you may not want to read this. There be spoilers here……. Is it weird that I’m already jonesing so hard for a show I initially didn’t even like?? I had been waiting longer between episodes than this (a week [...]

The Lowdown on Last Night's "Walking Dead"

Buzz Adams — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:35:17 +0000

I was very confused by last night’s episode. So confused, in fact, that I went on-line searching for answers. I was able to come up with an impeccable source that explains it fully. Click below to find out what I have learned… Here were the questions I was asking after watching the second to last [...]

Nothing Says Halloween Like ……. Zombie Hotties!! [PHOTOS]

Dubba G — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:46:54 +0000

Happy Halloween everyone! I'm keeping my Zombie theme going today!! Remember the hardware store having the sale on Zombie survival stuff? The special Zombie ammo you should stock up on? Now, before you take all the little Zombies out tonight for candy; here's some Zombie eye candy for you!!