When deciding what my first post for the site should be, inspiration struck in the form of 3 vodka tonics, copious amounts of Michelob Ultra, and a completely irrational fear of the zombie apocalypse. And thus I found this house online, the first zombie-proof house!
I did not know that the word Sandia actually means "umbrella", but apparently it does, since the Umbrella, I mean, Sandia National Labs and the University of New Mexico have now created the first zombie cell! This cell has all its evaporated to leave a silica-coated dead cell, that…
If you don't feel like splurging money on tools that will help you look like a zombie for one day check out this video. The tools you need are right inside of your own home thanks to your mom or girlfriend.
It was only a few weeks ago that a "zombie" attacked a homeless guy and chewed his face off. The "zombie" took a crapload of bullets before finally "dying". Hopefully those bath salts don't bring him back again. The victim, Ronald Poppo is a…
Sometimes I'm afraid of my brain. I was reading the story today that Duke posted about the guy here in El Paso who was biting people on the bus, and for some reason my brain asked me, "How many calories do you think are in a human brain? Would they be part of a healthy diet?"
This one needs to be sent in to the Zombie Apocalypse Map. El Paso may have a hit. Nobody's face got chewed off, but there was a man on a SunMetro bus who was arrested after allegedly assaulting a fellow bus passenger...with his mouth!
There are so many zombie stories floating around, and of course, the jokes about bath salts, that zombies are coming to the forefront again. Now, if we can just keep some lame writer or movie-maker from making them sparkle in the sunlight or some other nonsense, we should survive the zombie-mania.