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Dad Not Invited to Picnic Sets House on Fire

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 08 May 2013 20:27:03 +0000

A man in a Poland has found himself to be a favorite in the contest for “overreaction of the year.” Czeslaw Kaminski, 69, blew up his home because his wife and kids went to a picnic without him. That’s right — instead of realizing he was being given the elusive gift of peace and quiet, [...]

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Shows Up 10 Years Later, Wants $20

Wes Glinsmann — Mon, 06 May 2013 21:32:43 +0000

Most of us have at least one crazy ex in our pasts, but not many of them randomly show up ten years after the break up, demanding twenty bucks. Unfortunately for a 53-year old man in New Haven, Connecticut, that’s exactly what happened. According to the man (who understandably wants to remain anonymous, lest any [...]

New Zealand's List of Banned Baby Names Will Leave You Laughing Out Loud

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 01 May 2013 13:37:46 +0000

What’s in a name? In New Zealand, parents have to get permission for their children’s names, which isn’t such a big deal if you want to name your little bundle of joy John or Susan. But the country gets more than its fair share of bizarre monikers that it must turn down. The Registrar of [...]

Saudi Arabia Thinks This Guy Is Too Handsome, Therefore Dangerous to Women

Chris Chaberski — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:15:45 +0000

Omar Borkan al Gala is a very good-looking man. Like Derek Zoolander-style ridiculously good-looking. Perhaps even illegally good-looking. Saudi Arabia has very strict religious laws. For example, apparently a man can be too good-looking, which might make Saudi women lose their self-control and go insane with sexual desire. Or something. By the way, that’s also [...]

Worst Date Ever Ends With Man Stealing Woman's Car at Gunpoint

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:05:51 +0000

A good man is hard to find. As opposed to a man who robs a woman on their first date.

Police in Boynton Beach, Florida recently arrested Donald McGee after he stole a woman's car while on their first date.

Best Study Ever Suggests 106 Minutes of Sex a Day and Only 36 Minutes of Work

Kathy Landin — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:00:13 +0000

New research shows that if you want to reach optimal happiness, you need to strive for having the "ideal day." Ok, this seems super obvious, but what isn’t obvious -- or in practice very much in our culture -- is what the “ideal day” really is. You'll like the answer.

World's Largest Egg Set to Sell for a Ludicrous $45,000

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:45:52 +0000

Whoever pays for this egg is going to shell out a lot of money. An egg from the extinct elephant bird is going on the auction block, with insiders predicting it will fetch $45,000 when bidding takes place at Christie’s auction house in London. The egg in question, which is 12 inches by eight inches, [...]

Amish Town of Blue Ball, PA Accepts $1 Million Offer to Become Pornhub, PA

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:27:50 +0000

The Amish churn their own butter, but it turns out the thing they make the best is a quick buck. The small Amish town of Blue Ball, Pennsylvania will officially be known as Pornhub for the entire month of April in exchange for $1 million paid out by Pornhub.com in the greatest clash of cultures [...]

Man Gives His Dog a Tattoo, Stands By His Decision

Drew Weisholtz — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:58:47 +0000

Ernesto Rodriguez is in the doghouse in many people’s eyes. The Stokes County, North Carolina man has raised eyebrows for giving his dog a tattoo. Rodriguez put the tat on his four-month-old pit bull, named Duchess. He says that his other dog, Duke, has a tattoo, as well. Rodriguez, who owns a tattoo parlor, placed [...]

Oh Weird — Hugh Hefner Has Slept With Over 1,000 Women, Too!

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:52:55 +0000

Hugh Hefner really is a playboy. The 86-year-old Playboy founder told Esquire magazine that he has bedded at least a thousand women, proving that the creepy smoking jacket he wears must come with some sort of built-in aphrodisiac which lures women in like a bad Lifetime movie. If Hefner was the type to put notches [...]

Store Raises Eyebrows By Charging a $5 'Just Looking' Fee

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 15:02:29 +0000

The economy is getting so tough one store is actually charging customers who don’t buy anything. A specialty food store in Brisbane, Australia has taken the controversial measure of informing people they will be charged $5 just for browsing. And word of the policy has spread, since someone snapped a photo of a sign explaining [...]

Deadly Virus Missing From Texas Laboratory [VIDEO]

Mike Adams — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:01:33 +0000

A highly contagious, rodent borne virus that is said to have claimed the lives of several people is reportedly missing from a laboratory in Texas. Heath officials say they are now concerned about the possibility of this frightening agent getting into the hands of terrorists for use in biological weapons. Researchers from the University of [...]

Angry Mother with a Grudge Begs Daughter, 7, to Pepper Spray Dollar Store Employees

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:23:39 +0000

Don’t let others fight your battles for you – especially not your seven-year-old daughter. Police in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania say Delaina Garling asked her daughter, 7, to pepper spray employees at a dollar store where Garling had been banned for alleged theft. Garling went to Family Dollar Store on Monday before employees tried to walk [...]

"Whites Only" Meth Operation Busted In Texas

Mike Adams — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:00:18 +0000

All forms of racial segregation may have been deemed unconstitutional by the Supreme Court nearly 50 years ago, but apparently, the Texas drug community did not receive that memo. Earlier this week, federal authorities say they took down about a dozen Texas residents that they suspect to be a part of what authorities are calling [...]

Texas Troopers Taser Man Wearing Statue of Liberty Costume

Mike Adams — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:27:32 +0000

For most people, the Statue of Liberty is an iconic symbol of American freedom, but in Texas, parading around dressed like Lady Liberty could get you Tased by local law enforcement. Police say that is what happened, earlier this week, after officers spotted a man dancing along a busy highway dressed in a Statue of [...]

Woman Claims She Has the World's Strongest Vagina, and We Believe Her Now

Jackie Mancini — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 15:00:43 +0000

“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” – Betty White While 6 kg (13.22 pounds) might not be very impressive amount of weight to bench press, it sure as hell is impressive to watch Tatyana Kozhevnikova [...]

OKC Thunder Hosts Player Who Made Wrong Way Buzzer Beater

Joe Student — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 17:08:25 +0000

Oklahoma City Thunder general manager Sam Presti contacted an Oklahoma high school player who scored a wrong-way buzzer-beater for the opposing team to end a state playoff game on Thursday. The Thunder will host the young ma

Coupon Failure Causes Irate Walmart Shopper to Wave Gun at Employees

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 16:24:24 +0000

As it turns out, the customer is not always right. A Crawfordsville, Florida woman was arrested last week after she pulled a gun on Walmart employees when the store refused to take a coupon she had. After an employee told Mary Frances Almay, 61, they couldn’t accept her coupon, she lost her cool. Almay yelled [...]

We're Lost: Japanese Pecker Festival Wards Off STDs With Giant Schlongs?

Mike Adams — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 22:17:40 +0000

In general, it’s a good idea not to bend over anywhere in the vicinity of a rabid sex mob, but especially one that is wildly screaming the words “Kanamara, dekkai mara!” in the streets. We’ll explain. Every year, thousands of locals and tourists gather at the Kanayama Shrine in Kanagawa in Japan to get down on [...]

Bartender Fired for Reporting Drunk Driver

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 14:36:53 +0000

It may sound hard to believe, but trying to stop a drunk driver has actually cost a woman her job. Twyla DeVito has been let go from her bartending job at the American Legion in Shelby, Ohio after she called police to report a regular customer who was drunk got into his car and drove [...]