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Do You Think It's Safe to Go Back to Cd. Juarez? [POLL]

Duke Keith — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:11:04 +0000

There is a new study we’ve been talking about on the Morning Show showing that, though the drug violence is nowhere near where it was two years ago, residents of Cd. Juárez still don’t feel safe. So here’s a question for those of us north of the border: Is it safe — or safe enough — to [...]

Morning Show Musical Salute: New Mexicans Will Need Passports to Fly [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 13:49:37 +0000

Uncle Sam has been warning New Mexico for months to get its act together and tighten standards for receiving a driver's license. The Land of Enchantment won't do it! It WANTS illegal immigrants to have the same state-issued IDs everyone else does. So the feds say beginning next month New Mexicans can't use their licenses as ID to fly from any American airport, they must have a United States passport! Stupid, right? Yeah, we thought so, too, and we made a song about it...

Remembering 9/11

Dubba G — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 18:58:25 +0000

It’s hard to believe that 10 years have gone by … 10 years ago Sunday, the United States suffered a brutal blow at the hands of Al Qaeda. That day our freedom was attacked … our pride, our hope, our dreams. Their intent was to destroy these things. They failed. Yeah they knocked down some [...]

Former Labor Secretary Robert Reich Explains the US Credit Downgrade [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 14:36:48 +0000

Wonder exactly what the Standard & Poor’s credit downgrade of the United States means? The guys at collegehumor.com got Bill Clinton’s former Secretary of Labor, Robert Reich, to explain exactly what has happened…and what will happen if it gets worse.

US Women's Soccer Coach Pia Sundhage Resembles Someone We've Seen [PHOTO]

Duke Keith — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 16:22:52 +0000

Pia Sundhage has done a masterful job coaching the United States Women’s Soccer Team back into the Women’s World Cup Finals for the first time since 1999. But the more we’ve seen of Pia, the more we noticed her resemblance to another famous coach. No, it’s not another soccer coach. It’s…um…not even another woman… It’s [...]

Michelle Bachmann's History Lessons [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:10:51 +0000

On "Good Morning America," George Stephanopoulos asked Michele Bachmann about her statement in January that the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery. Instead of saying she was wrong, Michele noted that John Quincy Adams DID fight to end slavery. But when the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776 he wasn't technically a "Founding Father"...because he was only nine years old.

Prophetic Or Pathetic? Pat Robertson: "Gay Marriage=God's Wrath" [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 13:42:56 +0000

Pat Robertson from the “700 Club” has commented on New York legalizing same-sex marriage. He said there hasn’t been a single civilization that’s embraced homosexuality and survived. And neither will America if something doesn’t change.

[Photo] Monster Hottie Of The Day-Cindy Crawford

Monster — Fri, 27 May 2011 15:43:59 +0000

Today’s hottie of the day pays tribute to memorial day…So the best way to I can show pride in the the United States is by putting up a picture of Cindy Crawford in a red, white, and blue bikini. Speaking of bikinis, its that time of year again so enjoy this link of the 50 [...]

1 Less Terrorist … Osama Bin Laden DEAD!

Dubba G — Mon, 02 May 2011 16:35:23 +0000

Ding Dong, The Bitch Is Dead. The news is everywhere that we finally got that S.O.B. To be honest, I’m almost ecstatic about it. There is one thing I’d like to bring up though; before everyone gets completely wrapped up in all the hoopla. (Press/interviews/political grandstanding .. and before everyone in Washington starts taking credit for it.) He was brought [...]

[PHOTO(shop)] Proof That Obama Was Born In Hawaii!

Duke Keith — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:01:27 +0000

Birthers, stuff it! In response to Buzz's call to prove our Chief Executive's American bonafides, we have definitive proof that President Barack Obama WAS born in Hawaii -- a picture from the delivery room, complete with Hawaiian legends Jack (doctor) Lord, Don (nurse) Ho and Tom (obnoxious uncle) Selleck! So, take THAT! How could his presidency be a plot to overthrow the United States from within?

A Bad Mistake, or Rush Limbaugh's Wet Dream?

Duke Keith — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 15:46:28 +0000

So, the President of the United States gets done meeting the media and is coolly strolling back to work, tries the French door to the oval office...and they were locked! The PRESIDENT was LOCKED OUT of HIS OFFICE! He plays it off well -- momentary look of surprise, but he recovered well, kept whistling and went on to the next door. Somebody will pay for this.