10 Signs the KLAQ Haunted House May Not Be So Great This Year
NO, WAIT! I'm not saying our Haunted House isn't great. It is extremely great and at a reasonable price and you should totally go. It's open every night at 1323 Lee Trevino.
What I meant was, here are some signs you would see if our Haunted House wasn't living up to it's usual high, terrifying standards...
1.) The only thing being "haunted" is our conscience for charging 10 bucks for a