Man Robs Bank To Receive Medical Care In Prison
Desperate for medical attention, a North Carolina man reportedly tried to solve his problems by committing a crime.
Desperate for medical attention, a North Carolina man reportedly tried to solve his problems by committing a crime.
Earlier today, The Daily reported that ‘Chappelle’s Show’ funnyman Dave Chappelle was planning a return to TV after a six-year hiatus.
“Dave Chappelle’s going back to TV,” an insider said. “It’s not for a network. It’s for Netflix or Crackle or some other subscription service.”
An Australian "Today" show host named Karl Stefanovic told a joke during his interview with the Dalai Lama, and it completely bombed. The joke was, "The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop, and says 'Can you make me one with everything?'" The joke is that the Dalai Lama strives to be "one with everything" in the world. But because of the language barrier, the Dalia Lama didn't get it at all.
Chalk this up to what NOT to do when you're letting go of 8,500 employees. Spanish TV caught an unnamed executive for Telefonica playing "Bubble Blast" on his XOOM while his company announced it was laying off thousands of its workers.
Rico without the suave. What a turd.
Tired of those nasty, dusty El Paso winds? We'll take that over what we're about to show you from Oklahoma City's KOCO-TV. A series of nasty twisters have hit the heart of America's "Tornado Alley", including one the KOCO helicopter caught demolishing this tractor trailer. (And who's FLYING A HELICOPTER in the middle of a THUNDERSTORM?!)
Yo, yo, yo! It's Gwyneth Pal-TROW!
On British TV's -- or "telly", as they say across the pond -- the "Graham Norton Show", which airs on the BBC -- or "the Beeb" or "Auntie" -- actress/wanna-be country star Gwyneth Paltrow -- or "tasty tart with threepenny bits"-- talked about her love of early gangsta rap, specifically the dulcid tones of NWA --or...(nah, we ain't goin' there). Gwyneth even busted a rhyme...
Once the Arnold scandal hit, this popped into my head! Check it out, it's hilarious!
Will Sasso plays Arnold perfectly!
What happens when your daughter brings home a dead squirrel and decides to play with it? Why, you pull out the video camera, of course!
Thanks to an interruption on Sunday night Celebrity Appretice, We will have to wait until Thursday night to watch the show on MSNBC. I can't believe the news spent an hour telling us Bin Laden was dead then the president took another half hour to tell us the same crap
OK Bret, you have used the poor me excuse long enough, grow up and be a man.
After watching the Bachelor last night, it dawned on me why I would go on a show like that. Costa Rica! It might just be worth all the b.s. to take a trip like that, if I lasted that long! Next week they head to Anguilla, another slice of heaven on earth!
I have come to the conclusion that The Bachelor is going to drive me crazy! Last night's episode had my head spinning! Last time Brad was the Bachelor he couldn't commit. This time, it seems he's committing to every girl! I honestly cannot seem to figure out which way he's headed.