Okay, so like there's this banana tree, right? And it's just standing there growing bananas, minding its own business and then all of a sudden a Thai kickboxing champion comes out of nowhere and destroys it with his feet!
Porta, a new bar and restaurant in Asbury Park, New Jersey has turned its outdoor eating area into a staging area for the best Christmas tree deal ever: $35 gets you a four-foot Frasier Fir, two pizzas and a carafe of wine or an ice cold domestic pitcher of beer
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