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	<title>THE Q ROCKS &#187; television</title>
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		<title>Sneak Peek At True Blood Season 6 [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The season doesn&#8217;t start for awhile yet, but I already found a couple of trailers! Season 6 of True Blood looks like it&#8217;s going to be pretty intense.  In the first preview, it looks like the wolf pack is hitting some turbulence. In trailer number 2, Jason &#8230; not exactly a genius &#8230; has decided [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The season doesn't start for awhile yet, but I already found a couple of trailers!</p>
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		<title>I Would Not Kill Anyone Over What To Watch On Tv [POLL]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 08:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Veronica Gonzalez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I know people may throw a fit about what to watch on tv but didn&#8217;t think it would be that bad to kill a someone over. This young gentleman who is 25 years old, lives in New York killed his grandmother over what to watch. If you want to check out the rest of the story [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> I know people may throw a fit about what to watch on tv but didn't think it would be that bad to kill a someone over. This young gentleman who is 25 years old, lives in New York killed his grandmother over what to watch</p>
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		<title>Walking Dead Fans! Who is on the Other End of the Phone Line? [Photos]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 01:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Intern Emily</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is only Wednesday and I am beyond anxious to see the new episode of The Walking Dead this Sunday! If you have been keeping up with this season&#8217;s zombie filled drama, you should enjoy these memes. If you have not, then get out of here, watch the shows and then come back! I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is only Wednesday and I am beyond anxious to see the new episode of The Walking Dead this Sunday!</p>
<p>If you have been keeping up with this season's zombie filled drama, you should enjoy these memes</p>
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		<title>Reporter Dressed As Easter Bunny Ruins Easter for Kid [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 15:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You do a lot of interesting but weird things as a TV reporter. One station had a reporter dress as the Easter Bunny to entertain the kiddies on Easter morning&#8230;except this guy loses his head and may have scarred one youngster for life!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You do a lot of interesting but weird things as a TV reporter. One station had a reporter dress as the Easter Bunny to entertain the kiddies on Easter morning...except this guy loses his head and may have scarred one youngster for life!</p>
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		<title>Walking Dead, Talking Dead &#8230; Writing Dead (Spoilers!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Walking Dead season only ended 2 days ago and I already miss it.  If you&#8217;re a big time &#8220;undead head&#8221;; you may not want to read this.  There be spoilers here&#8230;&#8230;. Is it weird that I&#8217;m already jonesing so hard for a show I initially didn&#8217;t even like??  I had been waiting longer between episodes than this (a week [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead">The Walking Dead </a>season only ended 2 days ago and I already miss it.  If you're a big time "undead head"; you may not want to read this.  There be spoilers here.......</p>
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		<title>Bart Simpsons Chalkboard Lines. All Of &#039;Em!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being the Simpsons fan that I am, I HAD to post this! At the beginning of each episode (as I&#8217;m sure you all know) bad boy Bart can usually be found writing on the chalkboard.  Apologizing for some transgression which is usually pretty funny.  Some of my favorites include; Beer In A Milk Carton Is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being the Simpsons fan that I am, I <strong>HAD</strong> to post this!</p>
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		<title>Ladies; Can Your Bra Pass The Bounce Test?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 22:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dubba G</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I should have titled this one &#8220;Double G&#8217;s Double D&#8217;s&#8221; &#8230;&#8230;. Ladies; ever wonder how to pick the perfect bra??  (Guys; ever wonder how ladies pick the perfect bra??) Once again, television serves as a useful and informative tool!  I caught an episode of &#8220;The League&#8221; the other night after my bro Johnnie [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I should have titled this one "Double G's Double D's" ....... </p>
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		<title>[VIDEO] Dalai Lame: Reporter Makes Bad Dalai Lama Joke&#8230;to Dalai Lama</title>
		<link>http://klaq.com/video-reporter-makes-bad-dalai-lama-joke-to-dalai-lama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Australian &#8220;Today&#8221; show host named Karl Stefanovic told a joke during his interview with the Dalai Lama, and it completely bombed. The joke was, &#8220;The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop, and says &#8216;Can you make me one with everything?&#8217;&#8221; The joke is that the Dalai Lama strives to be &#8220;one with everything&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An Australian "Today" show host named Karl Stefanovic told a joke during his interview with the Dalai Lama, and it completely bombed. The joke was, "The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop, and says 'Can you make me one with everything?'" The joke is that the Dalai Lama strives to be "one with everything" in the world. But because of the language barrier, the Dalia Lama didn't get it at all. </p>
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		<title>[VIDEO] Gwyneth Paltrow Raps NWA&#039;s &quot;Gangsta, Gangsta&quot;&#8230;Okay</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 12:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yo, yo, yo! It&#8217;s Gwyneth Pal-TROW! On British TV&#8217;s &#8212; or &#8220;telly&#8221;, as they say across the pond &#8212; the &#8220;Graham Norton Show&#8221;, which airs on the BBC &#8212; or &#8220;the Beeb&#8221; or &#8220;Auntie&#8221; &#8212; actress/wanna-be country star Gwyneth Paltrow &#8212; or &#8220;tasty tart with threepenny bits&#8221;&#8211; talked about her love of early gangsta rap, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo, yo, yo! It's Gwyneth Pal-TROW!</p>
<p>On British TV's -- or "telly", as they say across the pond -- the "Graham Norton Show", which airs on the BBC -- or "the Beeb" or "Auntie" -- actress/wanna-be country star Gwyneth Paltrow -- or "tasty tart with threepenny bits"-- talked about her love of early gangsta rap, specifically the dulcid tones of NWA --or...(nah, we ain't goin' there). Gwyneth even busted a rhyme...</p>
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		<title>TV Magic Trick Goes Horribly Wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 14:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KLAQ Morning Show</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;And for my next trick, I will hold back the tears that want to roll down my cheeks.&#8221; A magician in Bolivia went on TV and screwed up a trick BIG TIME. He lined up three paper cups, and one of them had a spike under it. He was SUPPOSED to flatten the other two [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"And for my next trick, I will hold back the tears that want to roll down my cheeks."</p>
<p>A magician in Bolivia went on TV and screwed up a trick BIG TIME. He lined up three paper cups, and one of them had a spike under it. He was SUPPOSED to flatten the other two cups with his hand.</p>
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