Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Offered $1 Million To Star in Porn
After a video of a then-18-year-old Ted Cruz surfaced on the Internet in which he says his aspirations include staring in "a teenage tit film like Malibu Bikini Beach Shop," a porn production company has extended an offer to the presidential hopeful and Texas senator.
10 Hilarious Tweets About Ted Cruz
Texas' own Ted Cruz walked away victorious from the Iowa caucus on Monday night, defying the polls and besting Donald Trump. While Cruz celebrated, those on Twitter took to making (rather hilarious) observations about Cruz.
Ted Cruz Reenacts ‘The Princess Bride’ at Church
Speaking at a church in Iowa, Texas senator and in-no-way-viable presidential candidate Ted Cruz exchanged rehearsed banter with the pastor. Senator Cruz had stated that his all-time favorite movie was The Princess Bride. He then entertained the congregation with a reenactment of the Miracle Max sce…