Nikki Haley will suspend her presidential campaign today (Mar. 6) leaving Donald Trump as the last remaining major candidate for the 2024 Republican nomination.
Manny Ramirez may be banned from affiliated baseball in the United States, but he's still making a little bank and putting on a show, dreadlocks and all, in the Chinese Professional Baseball League in Taiwan. Speaking of performance-enhancing drugs, what are the Taiwanese play-by-play guys on?
From the giant Kung Fu Panda with a broom to highlighting the struggles of "Mig'ur Cablela", the Taiwanese animators at NMA World Edition show us how San Francisco swept Detroit out of the World Series, complete with a scene of the Panda taking a chainsaw to a tiger's head! You can't make this stuff up. Or, well, actually...
There is a practice in rural Taiwan where, to send a family's dear (male) departed out with a bang with...funeral strippers. We're not kidding. The strippers show up in strip-clubs-on-wheels the Taiwanese call "Electric Flower Cars" and do dances hot enough to raise the dead, giving new meaning to "pushing up daisies".
You knew for this story that it wouldn't take those crazy Taiwanese animators at NMA TV long to work something up on Osama bin Laden's assassination by the U.S. Navy's SEAL Team 6 (ironically, the same unit started by recent KLAQ Morning Show visitor Richard Marcinko in the aftermath of the failed rescue of the U.S. Embassy hostages in Iran.)
Those crazy Taiwanese animators are at it again, this time with a video "news" report about Miley Cyrus' bad behavior. Like many of their previous videos, this one is an instant classic. Miley takes her bong hit and hallucinates a giant brown bear. Then she throws up.