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Bruise Suicide — Today's SuicideGirl

Patrick Bateman — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:10:55 +0000

Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys. Wait until she sees our zipper bruises. Name: Bruise Suicide Age: 25 Location: Mexico Gets me hot: Bruises, neck [...]

Wit Suicide — Today's SuicideGirl

GuySpeed Editors — Wed, 30 May 2012 20:00:51 +0000

Meet Wit, a SuicideGirl who loves kicking butt, Ghandi and keeping her fantasies secret. We’ll guess it’s kicking butt with Ghandi. Name: Wit Suicide Age: 25 Location: Louisiana Occupation: Kicking butt and taking names. Heroes: John Lennon, Ghandi and Steve Irwin. Fantasy: …hmmm… Sign: Scorpio I am looking for: whoever comes along My kink factor: [...]

Bessy Suicide — Today's SuicideGirl

Patrick Bateman — Wed, 23 May 2012 15:30:50 +0000

Meet Bessy – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into IT (information technology, not the Stephen King monster, although, she’s probably into that, too). She also enjoys listening to Rage Against the Machine and watching ’50 First Dates’, which is based on our relationship with her. Seriously, Bessy, REMEMBER. Name: Bessy Suicide Age: 21 Occupation: Functional analyst. [...]

GoGo Suicide — Today's SuicideGirl

Patrick Bateman — Tue, 22 May 2012 16:43:36 +0000

Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping. Name: GoGo Suicide Current crush: Jon Snow Stats: Rain dog, outsider and Mononoke wolf queen. Heroes: Alejandro Jodorowsky [...]

Tourniquette Suicide — Today's Suicidegirl

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 20 May 2012 13:12:57 +0000

Meet Tourniquette – She’s in the business of Visual Merchandising Outsourcing and Industrial Design. Sounds confusing, doesn’t it? Well, one thing that’s not confusing is why we love that one of the things she cannot live without is her tongue piercing. Just saying, neither can we. Name: Tourniquette Suicide Age: 27 Location: I’m lost My [...]

SuicideGirl of the Day — Nita [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 20:00:59 +0000

Meet Nita, a SuicideGirl from Columbia who spends a lot of time on Facebook and can’t live without chocolate ice cream.

Name: Nita

Age: 27

Location: Colombia

Into: Piercing, tattoos, my boy, eating, sleeping, love, sex, make up, cats a

Kotex Tampons Recalled Over Bacteria Concerns

Scott Ronson — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:26:08 +0000

Because Ronson is always lookin out for the ladies, Kimberly-Clark is recalling some Kotex tampons over bacteria concerns. The Texas-based company is recalling a “limited number” of “Kotex Natural Balance Security Unscented Tampons Regular Absorbency” products. The product in the recall is sold in 18-count and 36-count quantities. Kimberly-Clark found bacteria on or near the product [...]

Ajilee — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:35:33 +0000

Meet Ajilee, a SuicideGirl who is 5’4 and has “curves for miles,” is into erotica and can’t live without Chapstick. Name: Ajilee Age: 24 Location: Oregon Occupation: I’m on vacation. Current crush: Is the sweetest ginger the world has ever met. Stats: 5’4 and curves for miles! Body mods: 7 piercings, 2 ears, 1 nose, [...]

GoGo — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:59:50 +0000

Meet GoGo, a SuicideGirl who considers herself “pocket-sized,” is into mermaid hair and who is currently single but saving herself for Jesus. Name: GoGo Location: I’m lost. Occupation: Mononoke wolf queen. Current crush: Jon Snow. Stats: Pocket Sized. Outsider. Rain Dog. Heroes: Alejandro Jodorowsky and Tom Waits. Gets me hot: Complicity. Cigarettes: I have black [...]

Soya — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:59:04 +0000

Meet Soya, a SuicideGirl who admits to being a total stoner, hates the word “hobby” and considers staying up all night and surfing the web a “good time.” She could convince us to do anything. We hate the word hobby now too. See how good she is. Name: Soya Age: 22 Location: Minnesota Occupation: Heartbreaker. [...]

Rowdi — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 13:47:06 +0000

Meet Rowdi, a SuicideGirl who loves to smoke first thing in the morning, doesn’t give a crap about politics and hates TV. She’s into anything sexually, all you’ve got to do is ask. Name: Rowdi Age: 20 Location: Texas Occupation: Piercer Heroes: Die Antwoord Most humbling moment: Smoking a bowl first thing in the morning [...]

AnnaLee — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:27:24 +0000

Meet AnnaLee, a SuicideGirl who loves books, hates television, finds happiness in the history of mathematics and is addicted to expensive chocolate. She might be the only person in the world that could get a guy interested in math. Name: AnnaLee Age: 27 Location: I’m lost Into: Living a good life Not into: Cars, television, [...]

Rambo — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:51:05 +0000

Introducing Rambo, a SuicideGirl who can’t live without a fresh pair of vans, fantasizes about sex on a water slide and loves anything tiny. That’s fantastic news for almost every guy. Let’s just hope she doesn’t think you’re “too tiny.” Name: Rambo Age: 23 Location: California Occupation: Model Coordinator for the SuicideGirls Current crush: Vice, [...]

Glitch — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:35:25 +0000

Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs, is into a good cuddle and spends most of her free time exploring her own body. If she asked us to help out we’d gladly lend a hand. Name: Glitch Age: 30 Location: British Columbia, Canada Into: Zombies, freaks, glasses, girls, art, fans, purring, aromatherapy, [...]

BelleBane and Bounty – SuicideGirls of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:17:05 +0000

Meet BelleBane and Bounty, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. BelleBane is into time travel and cute panties and loves being a MILF. Bounty hates a person on a power trip, loves a good back rub and spends way too much time working. Let’s hope we can pull these two ladies apart. On second thought, let’s hope we get stuck in the middle while trying to pull these ladies apart.

Georjah — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 19:38:20 +0000

Meet Georjah, a SuicideGirl who loves a dirty talker, can’t narrow down her favorite sexual position, loves Marilyn Manson and prefers reality over fantasy. We prefer fantasy because that’s the only place we’d have a chance with a girl as fine as Georjah. Name: Georjah Age: 19 Gets me hot: Dirty talker Favorite position: Anything [...]

Leon — SuicideGirl of the Day [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 18:25:41 +0000

Meet Leon, a SuicideGirl who loves a musical bad boy and doesn’t give a crap about politics. She finds it impossible to name all her favorite bands and loves inside jokes. Leon is a jack of all trades but a master of none. Leon can be our master any time.

Lylie — SuicideGirl of the Day

Stephanie Berning — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:07:04 +0000

Meet Lylie, a 21-year-old British SuicideGirl who says she loves naughty words in English and a good guitar solo and that she can’t live without a bed. We’re sure there’s plenty of men who’d love to let you share theirs, Lylie! Name: Lylie Age: 21 Location: United Kingdom Occupation: Makeup artist/beauty therapist My idea of [...]

Stigmata — SuicideGirl of the Day

Stephanie Berning — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:07:04 +0000

Meet Stigmata, a SuicideGirl who says she’s lost and that when she goes out, anything can happen. Stigmata says kittens, puppies and eating yummy things makes her happy. Well, Stigmata, we find you to be quite yummy. Name: Stigmata Location: I’m lost My idea of a good time: When I go out, anything can [...]

Lass — SuicideGirl of the Day

Stephanie Berning — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:59:23 +0000

Meet Lass, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from the United Kingdom who says getting five hours of sleep a night and cute underwear make her happy. Lass says she spends most of her free time reading, drinking and dancing. We’d love to take this British babe out on the town!