stupid criminals

The Corona Virus is a real threat these days and a Florida Police Department wants to keep you healthy.

I'm guessing there's no Christmas bonus in these guys' future. Actually, I doubt there's even a job in their future.

A Florida, (where else?), man hoping to get himself some ganja was texting friends to find out who could hook him up.

If you asked me to list the top five reasons for calling out the S. W. A. T. team, I honestly don't think I would have put "loud cell phone call" on the list. Then again, this is El Paso.