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Whom Has The Best Mom In The World?

Scott Ronson — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:57:47 +0000

Most teens don’t think their moms are rad, but you can bet this kid in New York thinks his mother is the shizzets!!! 33-year-old Judy Viger thought it would be a great idea last November to hire strippers to show up at her sons birthday party — his 16th birthday party. Read the complete story by [...]

Shots Fired Outside of El Paso Strip Club [VIDEO]

Intern Emily — Sat, 16 Feb 2013 23:35:36 +0000

An act of violence has happened at Jaguars, again. According to police reports, two women got into an argument with a man around 4:30 a.m. Saturday. Once the bouncers got involved, this guy took off in a dark blue four door car and left. As he took off, someone in that car shot at the [...]

Lights, Poles, Strippers … Now That's A Funeral [VIDEO]

Yta von G — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 07:05:42 +0000

Paying respect, crying, remembering, even passing out coffee and getting in touch with others you hadn’t seen in a long time are usual funeral activities. Let’s not forget the loud talking, gossiping, laughing and kids running around if you’ve attended one here in town. But in Taiwan things are a little different. Apparently, funerals are taken [...]

Woman Attacks Boyfriend With Stripper Pole

Teresa Provencio — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:21:52 +0000

What guy would think a stripper pole, oil and a hot girlfriend would end in disaster? Sarah Howell of Killeen, Texas was arrested and charged with assault with bodily injury after she attacked her boyfriend with a stripper pole, slapped him and poured hot oil on him. Police got a call about a violent domestic [...]

Strippers Honey And Amber Jump On A Trampoline And Do The Cat Daddy [Video]

Monster — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 16:55:42 +0000

Today on the KLAQ Morning show, we were blessed to have the very lovely Honey and Amber do the news for us in Teresa’s absence. The girls, who work as exotic dancers at Dreams Cabaret were kind enough to let us film them doing a couple of activities. First, Fernie teaches Amber and Honey [...]

Fernie Asks Strippers 'Spit Or Swallow?' at Balloonfest [VIDEO]

Dubba G — Mon, 28 May 2012 23:27:05 +0000

We sent Fernie out to ask the important questions at Balloonfest 2012, including the most important question of them all — spit or swallow? Fernie stumbled upon a trio of exotic dancers in bikinis and we recorded their answers. Expect more of the Spit or Swallow series on the KLAQ Morning Show coming soon, but [...]

Video of Lap Dance Leads to Extortion Charges For Mayoral Candidate

Buzz Adams — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:35:21 +0000

Some booty shaking has led to extortion charges for the Sunland Park mayor pro tem and city manager. Sunland Park Mayor pro tem Daniel Salinas and City Manager Jaime Aguilera were arrested over the weekend for allegedly attempting to blackmail another mayoral candidate with video of him receiving a lap dance. The La Cruces Sun [...]

Strip Club Sues Competitor For Calling Its Girls 'Ugly'

Jo Pincushion — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 19:00:53 +0000

A Kentucky strip club is suing a competitor who called its dancers ugly. Last week, the Godfather strip club was gearing up for a busy night. You see, the National Farm Machinery Show was in Louisville and nothing makes farmers hornier than looking at farm machinery all day (apparently). Unfortunately for Godfather strip club, their [...]

Chicago Strip Club Collects 'Toys for Ta-Ta's' During Holidays

Kathy Landin — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:00:51 +0000

People have long debated whether it’s better to give or receive during the holidays. That debate can now be laid to rest as one Chicago gentleman’s club has decided that their clientele should give and receive.

Strippers Honey And Amber Do The News-Monster Hottie Of The Day [Video/Gallery]

Monster — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 23:16:08 +0000

Since Teresa is on vacation, we had dancers from Dreams Cabaret Honey and Amber do the news. Needless to say it was great. The ladies took their shirts off and the Monster got them to do some tricks when they were hanging out with him. Enjoy!

WTF Wednesday: Are You Ready For Some Football? Weird Rules, Stupid Policies And Strippers!!

Dubba G — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 20:06:25 +0000

This weeks WTF Wednesday is brought to us by the only cool sport … other than Motocross … FOOTBALL! First up, “No Sit Bulls**t”!! Seems theses days you can’t have a good time anywhere! It’s “Sitting Room Only” in Cleveland where Bill Shakepeare was bounced for not sitting on his ass like all the other boring fans. [...]

Stripper Planking-Monster Hottie Of The Day [Photo/Video]

Monster — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:42:04 +0000

This is the only planking that the Monster endorses…Stripper planking! Enjoy this asstastic Monster Hottie of the Day! Photo via 13gb.com

Taiwanese Funeral Strippers. Need We Say More? [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:58:41 +0000

There is a practice in rural Taiwan where, to send a family’s dear (male) departed out with a bang with…funeral strippers. We’re not kidding. The strippers show up in strip-clubs-on-wheels the Taiwanese call “Electric Flower Cars” and do dances hot enough to raise the dead, giving new meaning to “pushing up daisies”. As hard as [...]

Airlines Discover Radical Way To Ease Passenger Tensions!

Dubba G — Tue, 10 May 2011 22:30:14 +0000

It would totally make the damn flight delays a little more tolerable. Though flights have a tendency to be boring, passengers on a Delta flight from Chicago to New York were highly entertained last Saturday after a woman stripped naked while en-route. According to reports, flight attendants attempted to cover the woman with airline blankets, [...]

Stripper Name Idea

Buzz Adams — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 23:46:09 +0000

If you or someone you know is looking for a great stripper name, here’s one I came up with: “Medusa”. That way, whenever anyone asks,”Why do they call you Medusa?”, they can say, ”Because when men look at me they turn as hard as stone.” You’re welcome.