I missed work on Thursday. I usually take a sick day about once every six months so it's not like anyone should have reason to doubt me.
But doubt me, my co-workers did. I want to clear up that I wasn't hungover or suffering from the brown-bottle flu as has been suggested by the 3 Judases I work with.
And...I have photographic evidence that will exonerate me fully and hopefully put an end to the snide comments I have been receiving from colleagues and listeners alike.