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DEAR FERNIE! Fernie’s Tips To Getting Laid This Weekend
‘Puppy Soul Fire’ Explains ‘Puppy Play’ BDSM and Attending Q-Rotica
Q-Rotica is coming up and I know a lot of El Pasoans who are SUPER excited. One especially who goes by the name of Puppy Soul Fire. I'm not into leather or anything close to it, but those who are into that lifestyle encourage people to become voyeurs especially at Q-Rotica on Feb. 8. I learned a lot about Puppy Soul Fire and it's nothing like what I imagined.
Ron Jeremy and Jade Simone St. Clair to Host Q-Rotica
February the 8th at Club Lotus the 2013 Q-rotica will be hosted by Jade Simone St. Clair and Ron Jeremy. Here are a couple videos of of Mistress and Master of Ceremonies along with a couple quick personal anecdotes I can share with you about each.
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What Would Be Your Rock Anthem For Baby Making Music? [VIDEO] N.S.F.W.
I am sure by now you all know my anthem would be the Deftones as I have always said they give me wetties!
Introducing the Boob Apron – So You Can Look Like Someone Allergic to Parties! [VIDEO]
This hilarious video starts off with the best, and truest statement ever made:
"Let's face it. Boobs are the greatest thing ever."
Face it, ladies. Men are obsessed with them, and we always will be. When we compliment you on them, we ACTUALLY think we're saying something nice! We can't possibly understand how you could take it the wrong way. We wish we had something that awesome to be complimented over.
Does Anyone Date Anymore? Or Is It Just Hanging Out Or Hooking Up?
I saw this link on Facebook today, to a New York Times article about the demise of "courtship". The article raises a lot of interesting questions. Do people even try to "date", or just "hang out" by trying to include new girls/guys into their already planned activities? Texting/Sexting has replaced building up the courage to ask someone out, and hooking up is the norm rather than actual dates
Really Gutsy Guy Actually Uses The 100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever [VIDEO]
I will admit right now...I am terrible at meeting women. I'm absolute crap at talking to them. But I can honestly say I've never used any of these horrible pickup lines.
Okay, I can honestly say I've never used ALL of these pickup lines.
Chinese Use Naked Women to Sell Cars, Proving That They’re Geniuses
Woman can make anything look good. This is particularly true when said women are either displaying their rack loudly and proudly, or just plain nude. Remember when Coco made Hurricane Sandy look awesome? We rest our case. These days, the Chinese are jumping on the bandwagon, using babes of the naked variety to sell cars. We can't believe it took this long for them to finally respond to our letter-writing campaign.
Sexual Addiction Not Considered A Psychiatric Disorder
Whaaaaaa???????
Chinese Wankathon Celebrates Safe and Alarmingly Public Sex
We never need an excuse to slap the ol' baloney pony. Name the time and place, and we'll happily be there getting off, for no reason whatsoever. It's one of our favorite pastimes, but unfortunately we have to keep it on the DL most of the time in this twisted, oppressive American society. Over in China, however, they're doing it right.
Hot MMA Fighter Says Sex Before Fight Is A MUST [VIDEO]
Sounds like a plan to me!




