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According to a survey, Columbia students would rather give up oral sex than cheese. Crazy, right? Maybe not. But, it got us thinking about other things we would be challenged to give up. Meat or all sex? Bacon or masturbation? Listen to Lisa and Fernie interview UTEP students on their preferences and see where we weighed in.

New research shows that if you want to reach optimal happiness, you need to strive for having the "ideal day." Ok, this seems super obvious, but what isn’t obvious -- or in practice very much in our culture -- is what the “ideal day” really is. You'll like the answer.

So, I somehow got embroiled in a discussion about sex in long-term relationships. As one person (who shall remain nameless, but it was a chick) said, "After a few years, you kind of start wishing for a one-time hall pass. Hell, I'd settle for a half-pass at this point!" Some other friends have celebrity-passes, in case that thing-that-never-freaking-happens just does.

Okay, so a short time back, Veronica posted something about how nice guys don't finish last, and blah blah blah..same old thing women always say when nice guys complain about dating. I have a great example of why this happens. Ladies, listen up.

My friend Mark and I have been exchanging stories from years ago about being in the heat of the moment and having no other bed to use.

It's nice having girls as friends on Facebook, since they'll post all kinds of interesting things on their timelines. Things we can learn from, and even things we can use as leverage against them. This article falls under both categories, I think. Someone posted a link to a story on Cosmopolitan, explaining to women why they should sleep naked. Naturally, this caught my eye. Apparently, it's healt

I don't know about the rest of the guys out there, but if women did stuff like this...I'd be totally okay with it. I think my favorite line is, "Wow, it's a taco-fest in here." Watch this and have a laugh!

Take a look at this video. Do you see yourself in any of these parts? Of course, it's always better to see the women checking out their butts in the mirror, but that's coming from my point of view. And a hot, sweaty woman pushing out reps on a machine, that's nice, too. Watch this and have a laugh!

Social networking has always been a way to anonymously spy on people you wish you were hooking up with, but now it can be a tool to help make it actually happen.

It's time for another "Dear Fernie" this time its all about love advice. Helping you straight guys get laid! If you would like advice you can email me fernie@klaq.com or twitter. Is this 1st email a Manti Te'o type of relationship?

Q-Rotica is coming up and I know a lot of El Pasoans who are SUPER excited. One especially who goes by the name of Puppy Soul Fire. I'm not into leather or anything close to it, but those who are into that lifestyle encourage people to become voyeurs especially at Q-Rotica on Feb. 8. I learned a lot about Puppy Soul Fire and it's nothing like what I imagined.