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Why Aren't These Women Making Millions Doing Triple-Penetration Porn? [VIDEO]

Johnnie Walker — Fri, 10 May 2013 02:32:44 +0000

I wish I could adequately explain to you the series of conversational turns that led me to searching the internet and discovering these women with two vaginas. (I've been forbidden on pain of pain if I reveal who and what led to my search.) But the fortunate result is the discovery of women with two vaginas!

Men vs Women – Would You Rather Get the Horrible Truth, or an Ego-Sustaining Lie?

Johnnie Walker — Tue, 07 May 2013 21:15:48 +0000

It’s obvious how different men and women are in their thought processes…we don’t reach the same conclusions about things, we don’t hear the same things, we don’t believe the same things. So it’s not just about who has boobs and who doesn’t. Boobs are awesome, by the way. Here’s a great example, in my opinion, [...]

Sex Superbug Could Be in the US [VIDEO]

Intern Emily — Tue, 07 May 2013 02:10:17 +0000

Keep it clean people! Reports have been found of an antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea in Hawaii, This HO41 strain has not been found since 2009 in a Japanese sex worker. The panty alarm has gone off after the virus was resistant against the last resort of treatment for sexually transmitted diseases, certriaxone. Before you panic, [...]

What Would You Rather Give Up – Bacon or Masturbation? Lisa and Fernie Interview Strangers

Lauren — Fri, 03 May 2013 20:02:06 +0000

According to a survey, Columbia students would rather give up oral sex than cheese. Crazy, right? Maybe not. But, it got us thinking about other things we would be challenged to give up. Meat or all sex? Bacon or masturbation? Listen to Lisa and Fernie interview UTEP students on their preferences and see where we weighed in.

Best Study Ever Suggests 106 Minutes of Sex a Day and Only 36 Minutes of Work

Kathy Landin — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 17:00:13 +0000

New research shows that if you want to reach optimal happiness, you need to strive for having the "ideal day." Ok, this seems super obvious, but what isn’t obvious -- or in practice very much in our culture -- is what the “ideal day” really is. You'll like the answer.

If Your Spouse Gave You a Hall-Pass – Would You Take It?

Johnnie Walker — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:33:58 +0000

So, I somehow got embroiled in a discussion about sex in long-term relationships. As one person (who shall remain nameless, but it was a chick) said, "After a few years, you kind of start wishing for a one-time hall pass. Hell, I'd settle for a half-pass at this point!" Some other friends have celebrity-passes, in case that thing-that-never-freaking-happens just does.

Nice Guys vs El Paso Douche Bags – Ladies, Listen Up

Johnnie Walker — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:18:02 +0000

Okay, so a short time back, Veronica posted something about how nice guys don't finish last, and blah blah blah..same old thing women always say when nice guys complain about dating. I have a great example of why this happens.

Ladies, listen up.

Would You Disrespect Someone You Know By Having Sex On Their Bed? [POLL]

Veronica Gonzalez — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 05:37:21 +0000

My friend Mark and I have been exchanging stories from years ago about being in the heat of the moment and having no other bed to use. Both Mark and I are guilty of this particular incident for using another persons bed. Mark told me his story of ”baptizing” his brothers BRAND NEW bed before his own brother [...]

Ladies – Now is the Time to Begin Sleeping in the Nude – It's For Your Health, Really!

Johnnie Walker — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 03:45:39 +0000

It's nice having girls as friends on Facebook, since they'll post all kinds of interesting things on their timelines. Things we can learn from, and even things we can use as leverage against them.

This article falls under both categories, I think. Someone posted a link to a story on Cosmopolitan, explaining to women why they should sleep naked. Naturally, this caught my eye. Apparently, it's healthy for you, ladies. And you want to be healthy, right?

Funny Video – Men And Women Swapping Roles At The Bar [VIDEO]

Johnnie Walker — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 02:45:57 +0000

I don’t know about the rest of the guys out there, but if women did stuff like this…I’d be totally okay with it. I think my favorite line is, “Wow, it’s a taco-fest in here.” Watch this and have a laugh!

What Would It Be Like If Men And Women Swapped Roles At The Gym? [VIDEO]

Johnnie Walker — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 01:41:49 +0000

Take a look at this video. Do you see yourself in any of these parts? Of course, it's always better to see the women checking out their butts in the mirror, but that's coming from my point of view. And a hot, sweaty woman pushing out reps on a machine, that's nice, too. Watch this and have a laugh!

New App Wants You to Start Banging Your Facebook Friends

Mike Adams — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:00:55 +0000

Social networking has always been a way to anonymously spy on people you wish you were hooking up with, but now it can be a tool to help make it actually happen.

DEAR FERNIE! Fernie's Tips To Getting Laid This Weekend

Fernie — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 16:01:28 +0000

It’s time for another “Dear Fernie” this time its all about love advice. Helping you straight guys get laid! If you would like advice you can email me fernie@klaq.com or twitter. Is this 1st email a Manti Te’o type of relationship? Dear Fernie, I have a little smittuation with a girl I talk and txt [...]

'Puppy Soul Fire' Explains 'Puppy Play' BDSM and Attending Q-Rotica

Fernie — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:15:57 +0000

Q-Rotica is coming up and I know a lot of El Pasoans who are SUPER excited. One especially who goes by the name of Puppy Soul Fire. I'm not into leather or anything close to it, but those who are into that lifestyle encourage people to become voyeurs especially at Q-Rotica on Feb. 8. I learned a lot about Puppy Soul Fire and it's nothing like what I imagined.

Ron Jeremy and Jade Simone St. Clair to Host Q-Rotica

Buzz Adams — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:00:41 +0000

February the 8th at Club Lotus the 2013 Q-rotica will be hosted by Jade Simone St. Clair and Ron Jeremy. Here are a couple videos of of Mistress and Master of Ceremonies along with a couple quick personal anecdotes I can share with you about each.

Click below for the video and the rest of the post...

What Would Be Your Rock Anthem For Baby Making Music? [VIDEO] N.S.F.W.

Veronica Gonzalez — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 05:19:38 +0000

I am sure by now you all know my anthem would be the Deftones as I have always said they give me wetties! I took a few calls after asking what bands/songs you wanted on the poll and these had the most votes. Now I would like to know which is considered the best anthem [...]

Introducing the Boob Apron – So You Can Look Like Someone Allergic to Parties! [VIDEO]

Johnnie Walker — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 19:11:21 +0000

This hilarious video starts off with the best, and truest statement ever made:

"Let's face it. Boobs are the greatest thing ever."

Face it, ladies. Men are obsessed with them, and we always will be. When we compliment you on them, we ACTUALLY think we're saying something nice! We can't possibly understand how you could take it the wrong way. We wish we had something that awesome to be complimented over.

Does Anyone Date Anymore? Or Is It Just Hanging Out Or Hooking Up?

Johnnie Walker — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:40:11 +0000

I saw this link on Facebook today, to a New York Times article about the demise of "courtship". The article raises a lot of interesting questions. Do people even try to "date", or just "hang out" by trying to include new girls/guys into their already planned activities? Texting/Sexting has replaced building up the courage to ask someone out, and hooking up is the norm rather than actual dates

Really Gutsy Guy Actually Uses The 100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever [VIDEO]

Johnnie Walker — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 22:46:30 +0000

I will admit right now…I am terrible at meeting women. I’m absolute crap at talking to them. But I can honestly say I’ve never used any of these horrible pickup lines. Okay, I can honestly say I’ve never used ALL of these pickup lines. Okay, I can honestly say I’ve never used any of these [...]

Chinese Use Naked Women to Sell Cars, Proving That They're Geniuses

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 19:00:36 +0000

Woman can make anything look good. This is particularly true when said women are either displaying their rack loudly and proudly, or just plain nude. Remember when Coco made Hurricane Sandy look awesome? We rest our case. These days, the Chinese are jumping on the bandwagon, using babes of the naked variety to sell cars. We can't believe it took this long for them to finally respond to our letter-writing campaign.