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	<title>THE Q ROCKS &#187; rapture</title>
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		<title>10 Jokes About the Rapture</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping &#8212; the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 &#8212; now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21. So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you&#8217;ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog&#8217;s bowl with water. But, if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping &#8212; the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 &#8212; now says <a href="http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/harold-camping-rapture-friday-october-21-2011-judgment-day-again" >the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21</a>.</p>
<p>So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you&#8217;ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog&#8217;s bowl with water. But, if we&#8217;re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the rapture. Think you&#8217;ve got good ones? We&#8217;d love to read them, so feel free to include yours below.</p>
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		<title>Downloading the Rapture</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 21:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Ronson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[INSTALLING RAPTURE. ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE. Install delayed&#8230;.please wait. Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found. EVENT &#8220;Rapture&#8221; cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>INSTALLING RAPTURE.<br />
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.<br />
Install delayed....please wait.<br />
Installation failed. Please try again</p>
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		<title>[Photo] The Macho Man Saved Us From The Rapture</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 13:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Monster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;Macho Man&#8221; Randy Savage died last Friday when he had a heart attack while he was driving and that caused him to lose control of his car and crash into a tree.This happened one day before the supposed end of the world according to Family Radio.com.  So check out this funny picture that somebody [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The "Macho Man" Randy Savage died last Friday when he had a heart attack while he was driving and that caused him to lose control of his car and crash into a tree.</p>
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		<title>[PHOTO] Judgement Day Billboards Ring El Paso Roads</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 14:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Duke Keith</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just curious &#8212; how long does the contract for these billboards go? Wonder if it REALLY runs out when the billboards say the world will. Hmmm&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just curious -- how long does the contract for these billboards go? Wonder if it REALLY runs out when the billboards say the world will. Hmmm...</p>
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