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Don't Forget To Vote Today

Dubba G — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 18:54:20 +0000

Today is the day! Several things are on the ballot today, on many different levels. From El Paso issues all the way to the top! Please, if you haven’t already, get out and vote! If you’re not sure where the polls are, click here! Remember, this is a big one … it’s a Presidential election! If [...]

Ted Nugent Under Investigation Following Comments on Barack Obama

Graham "Gruhamed" Hartmann — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:20:41 +0000

Move over Dave Mustaine, someone’s taken over as the engineer of the Crazy Train and has already run it off the tracks. In fact, said conductor Ted Nugent is now under investigation by the Secret Service for a peculiar comment during a speech supporting Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney.

President Obama: Sexy and He Knows It [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:01:46 +0000

We already know that President Obama gave Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” a pretty good treatment. How about LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”? Why, yes — courtesy of some heavy editing — yes, he can.

Keeping Austin Weird at SXSW: Presidential Candidate Vermin Supreme on Congress Ave [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 03:36:51 +0000

You just never know who you’ll see walking around Austin during SXSW. We found presidential candidate and pony purveyor Vermin Supreme wandering down (where else?) South Congress Ave. If he was serious about politics, Vermin was on the wrong side of the Colorado River (the Texas State Capitol is north of it). With its hippies, [...]

Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan. God Blessed You

Scott Ronson — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:02:07 +0000

Today is the Birthday of the greatest President that ever lived in the White House. February 6th, 1911. God Bless America and God Blessed this man!

Meet Vermin Supreme, He Wants to Be Your President…and Give You a Pony [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:04:52 +0000

Remember the “Rent Is Too Damn High” candidate, Jimmy McMillan? There’s a kook in every election, and there’s one in this one, too. He is Vermin Supreme. His platform promises time-travel research, mandatory tooth-brushing and preparing for the zombie apocalypse. And he wants to give you a pony.

Lamb of God Singer Randy Blythe Launches Campaign for U.S. President

Amy Sciarretto — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:09:01 +0000

Our favorite politically informed and opinionated singer these days is Lamb of God‘s Randy Blythe. He recently spouted off about the state of digital music. Now, on his Randonesia Tumblr blog, the singer posted a manifesto offering to run for the highest elected office in our nation, which is that of President of the United States.

Would You Vote for a Presidential Candidate Who Had the Extramaritals? — Survey of the Day

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:19:29 +0000

With adulterous accusations involving Herman Cain and an Atlanta business woman flying around, a Pew Research Center poll shows the public may have difficulty voting for him. Even though his once-promising presidential campaign has been thrown into disarray after Ginger White claimed she had a 13-year affair with the married former Godfather pizza CEO, nearly half Americans don’t really care.

President Obama Announces US Troops Will Be Out of Iraq by Year's End [VIDEO]

Shauna Wright — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:19:14 +0000

In a White House briefing held Friday, President Obama announced the remaining American troops in Iraq will be home by the end of the year, closing a war effort there that has killed more than 4,400 US servicepeople and wounded 32,000 more since 2003.

“After nine years, America’s war in Iraq will be over,” the president said.

Michelle Bachmann's History Lessons [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:10:51 +0000

On "Good Morning America," George Stephanopoulos asked Michele Bachmann about her statement in January that the Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery. Instead of saying she was wrong, Michele noted that John Quincy Adams DID fight to end slavery. But when the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776 he wasn't technically a "Founding Father"...because he was only nine years old.

Obama Quiets Crying Baby — If Only He Had the Same Touch With Congress [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:11:32 +0000

At the Congressional picnic on the South Lawn of the White House last Wednesday, Michelle Obama held a baby, and it screamed its head off. Then when she handed it to President Obama, it stopped crying. MSNBC hailed him as a great peacemaker. FOX News accused him of casting spells on children.

[VIDEO] In the Eye of Newt – Gay Activist Dumps Glitter on Gingrich

Duke Keith — Fri, 20 May 2011 12:49:07 +0000

It has NOT been a good week for Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. Straight out of the chute, Gingrich got ripped by fellow Republicans for criticizing a Medicare proposal from fellow GOP congressman Paul Ryan. Then, he goes to Iowa, where everybody has taken their cracks at him, including a gay activist who poured glitter on his head and said, "Feel the rainbow!"

[VIDEO] SNL Parodies Obama's Immigration Reform Speech in El Paso

Duke Keith — Mon, 16 May 2011 15:12:28 +0000

Wow, they even got the brick wall at The Chamizal! Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen looks the part, complete with President Obama's sportscoat-less white shirt and skinny tie, as he delivered his speech on immigration reform on a warm, sunny day in El Paso last week.

Qaddafi Ducked. Or Maybe Not. If He Didn't, Obama's On a Roll

Duke Keith — Wed, 11 May 2011 21:32:58 +0000

According to this post at Slate.com, Moammar Qaddafi might be dead, done in by a NATO airstrike on April 30. If so, President Obama and Team America have done in Public Enemy No. 1 and the guy who held that spot in 1986 in the span of two days!

[PHOTO(shop)] Proof That Obama Was Born In Hawaii!

Duke Keith — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 16:01:27 +0000

Birthers, stuff it! In response to Buzz's call to prove our Chief Executive's American bonafides, we have definitive proof that President Barack Obama WAS born in Hawaii -- a picture from the delivery room, complete with Hawaiian legends Jack (doctor) Lord, Don (nurse) Ho and Tom (obnoxious uncle) Selleck! So, take THAT! How could his presidency be a plot to overthrow the United States from within?

A Bad Mistake, or Rush Limbaugh's Wet Dream?

Duke Keith — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 15:46:28 +0000

So, the President of the United States gets done meeting the media and is coolly strolling back to work, tries the French door to the oval office...and they were locked! The PRESIDENT was LOCKED OUT of HIS OFFICE! He plays it off well -- momentary look of surprise, but he recovered well, kept whistling and went on to the next door. Somebody will pay for this.