Two questions that occur to most of us when we hear about the whole David Petraeus scandal. The first is: Those two chicks slept with that guy? The second is: Why is this a big deal? It's Washington! The whole thing sounds like NCIS meets the Real Housewives. So, in keeping with this skin-deep scandal, here's a poll -- of Petraeus' potential side-squeezes, Who's hotter?!