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How the KLAQ Morning Show Puts the Oscar Pistorius Case Into Perspective [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 23:23:44 +0000

Oscar Pistorius is free on bail after killing his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp. Was it murder or a horrible accident? Crime is rampant in South Africa and many people there live in fear; but was it enough to make Pistorius fire almost blindly into his own bathroom? Answering these questions will take patience, tact, thoughtfulness...and a whole lot of other crap we just don't have time for.

U.S. Pole Dancing Champion [Video]

Monster — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:56:46 +0000

Check out this awesome video of Michelle Stanek, she was the winner of the 2012 U.S. Pole Dance Federation Championships at the Symphony Space Performing Arts Center. I can only hope that pole dancing is added to the 2016 Olympic Games in Brazil. Enjoy the video…and your welcome!

McKayla is NOT Impressed With El Paso or the KLAQ Morning Show

Buzz Adams — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:01:25 +0000

US gymnast McKayla Maroney was NOT impressed with earning the silver medal in Sunday's Olympics vault competition, as is evidenced by her face at the medal ceremony, which quickly became an Internet meme. Earning silver isn't the only thing McKayla is unimpressed with. McKayla is apparently also NOT impressed with El Paso or the KLAQ Morning Show. Check out what I found leaving the gymnast less than enthused around El Paso:

NBC Made a Video of Female Athletes in Slow-Motion…Then Set It to Porn Music? [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 12:53:30 +0000

The NBC Olympics website has been featuring videos called “Bodies in Motion”. They’re basically just montages of the athletes in slow-motion — female athletes — but the music they chose almost makes them feel like porn. Did we mention all the athletes are women? We did, huh. LiveLeak.com has the newest one. It was on [...]

Volleyball Beach Sand Is Different Than Regular Sand

Dubba G — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 00:10:46 +0000

It’s true … it is. Wanna know why? Because they make it that way. Without shells and stuff. I don’t know how to explain it, read about it at yahoo.com. They only reason I even brought it up was because it’s an excuse to post more hineys! Olympic volleyball may not have a lot of [...]

Morning Show Fun: Lolo Jones Is Feeling Low-Low-Low-Low [AUDIO]

Duke Keith — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 17:16:40 +0000

Not only did she finish fourth in the 100-meter hurdles, Lolo Jones has been ripped as an Olympic-size poseur by the New York Times, her teammates -- silver medalist Dawn Harper and bronze medalist Kellie Wells -- seem almost happy Lolo didn't medal.

Nostradumbass(Audio)

Buzz Adams — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 18:46:04 +0000

The Hammer Throw, Archery and Power lifting? Yes, it's a special Olympic-themed visit from the great Nostradumbass.

Click on the jump to hear the audio...

Olympic Rant: Local Anchor Loses It Over NBC's Bob Costas [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 13:15:16 +0000

Last Tuesday, NBC’s primetime Olympic coverage ran about seven minutes long. And now footage of a sports anchor complaining about it is all over YouTube. His name is Dan Hicken, and he’s from the NBC affiliate in Jacksonville, Florida. He was kind of joking around, but he went on a minute-long rant about how Bob Costas [...]

Great Moments in Olympic History(Audio)

Buzz Adams — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 17:31:52 +0000

Barcelona, 1992- Condoms are given out free for the first time in the Olympic Village. Jump to the next page to hear more from KLAQ Olympic correspondent Keith Jackson...

The Hottest Video You Will See Today! Slovenian Long Jumper Warms Up At The Olympics [Video]

Monster — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 14:31:02 +0000

This video is a prime example of why I didn’t choose to be a cameraman for a t.v. station. Because if I was, All I would be filming is nothing but hot chicks. Especially if I’m at the Olympics and I’m surrounded by hot olympians. The video is of Snezana Rodic, a slovenian long jumper [...]

Your Schedule of Olympic Events for Today (Audio)

Buzz Adams — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 15:23:04 +0000

Some of these Olympic "events" are starting to sound a little questionable. Really? Equestrian Judo???

Next page to hear the audio.

Great Moments in Olympic History: Women's Weightlifting [AUDIO]

Buzz Adams — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 13:04:16 +0000

2000. Sydney Australia. Click below to hear today Great Olympic Moment.

Great Moments in Olympics History with Keith Jackson

Buzz Adams — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 17:25:39 +0000

Learn more about the history of the Olympic games. Today’s highlight is from 776 B.C. Click on “Read More” to hear the audio!

Olympic Volleyball Secret Signals (Ahem) Exposed [PHOTOS]

Dubba G — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 22:38:13 +0000

Ever seen all the weird little hand gestures baseball players use to signal each other? Olympic volleyball players use them to … and they’re wayyyyy more fun to look at! Interesting and itellectually stimulating olympic insight? Or sneaky attempt to steal some of Monsters hiney of the week audience? You be the judge! The signals [...]

Your Daily Schedule of Olympic Events (audio)

Buzz Adams — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:01:32 +0000

It's funny! Click on it, for the love of Mike!!

Olympic Sounds of the Games(Audio)

Buzz Adams — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 19:12:23 +0000

You know how during football season we do "Sounds of the Game"? We take all of the announcers comments that sound vulgar when taken out of context but really aren't? Well, we thought there might be a chance that the Olympics broadcast team might deliver some doozies. We were right. So, just click below to jump to the next page and hear "Olympic Sounds of the Games".

Olympic Fun: So Call Me Lochte [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:15:14 +0000

At the risk of overloading the internet with Carly Rae Jepsen ripoffs, we present a “Call Me Maybe” parody — meaning nobody’s lip-syncing the song in a mass transit vehicle, they’re making funnies by writing their own lyrics. This one’s by a group called NOC, which seems to be happy Ryan Lochte’s beating Michael Phelps [...]

Should Pole Dancing Be an Olympic Sport? [POLL]

Duke Keith — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 16:05:30 +0000

Pole dancing as an Olympic sport has been hotly debated on the Morning Show. Former El Paso newsgal Patty Maese, filling in for Teresa, says Why not? She likes ballroom dancing and ice skating, and those are both already Olympic sports. So, what do you think? Does Patty have a point? Vote in our poll below...

The Hottest Video You Will See Today-Michelle Jenneke Dancing At The Junior World Championships [Video]

Monster — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 12:17:44 +0000

With the Olympics beginning on Friday, check out this awesome video of Australian sprinter Michelle Jenneke and her very HOT pre-race warm up ritual during the junior world championships. Sadly, Michelle won’t be competing in the Olympics, but we will always have this video to make your poll vault.

Which Would You Pick: Gold Medal, Oscar or Power of Invisibility? [POLL]

Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 15:43:39 +0000

So, the morning crew began discussing this morning which they'd prefer to be awarded: An Academy Award, an Olympic gold medal or the power of invisibility? Buzz, Monster and Duke all picked invisibility. Duh! They're men! And Teresa went the honorable route, picking the Olympic gold medal and representing her country. Which would you go with? Vote below in our poll!